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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-03 08:32 AM
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CAPTION the annual Proctologic exam of Homeland Security
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-03 08:36 AM
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1. Looks like he is in the middle of the exam


To bad he aint got no balls to go with that ass


DEMMAN
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-03 08:42 AM
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2. Ridge: if we have graphics for it, you're darn tooting we're doing it ..
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-03 08:50 AM
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3. Look this isn't really working out for me can I get a ride out here?
Anyone?
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-03 01:07 PM
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4. Ridge is thinking: "How do I explain to the press that our problem child
is on the loose again. Meddling in every goddamn thing! Says we should put nets
around all the buildings so we can catch the planes before they hit. Says we should
find all the terrorists and implant secret chips in the base of their spine when they're
sleeping so we can keep track of them and also make them pay extra taxes for
being terrorists. The little shit tells me he's going public with his 'new neo-con ideas' no
matter what. I keep telling him that he'll bury us all politically, but all he says is
'Geez, I know what I'm doing. I talked with Havel the other day and he said the
polls absolutely love me. So I guess we're set, Mister Smarypants!' Man, I gotta find
a lifevest."
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Braden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-03 02:00 PM
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5. I can't even get a powerpoint slide
and yes I have a ridiculously small mouth, what of it!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-03 02:04 PM
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6. TO the surprise of many Ridge broke into his much beloved TomJones routine
It not unusual to be loved by anyone....
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Qutzupalotl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-03 02:38 PM
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7. We were gonna go with a pink and purple color scheme,
then somebody suggested red white & blue, and I'm like, "Why didn't I think of that?"
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-03 04:04 PM
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8. Captions with entwined flowers

Sweet adorned our daylight hours,
Scented all our path to evening
And beyond, where night stands hymning
The darkened land, then their soft cousins,
Nocturnal captions, doe softly blossom.

:kick:
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myomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-03 04:55 PM
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9. I don’t know about you, but I’m scared shitless.
.
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I AM SPARTACUS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-03 06:01 PM
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10. "...Invisible pistols...we're gonna distribute invisible pistols..."
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