7."You notice your landing is being covered by the local news"

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Tue Sep-27-05 02:17 PM
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7."You notice your landing is being covered by the local news"

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2005/ls_topten_archive_20050922.shtml

Top Ten Signs Your Airplane Is About To Go Bankrupt

10. "When boarding, gate attendant asks, 'You sure about this?'"

9. "200 passengers, 1 bag of peanuts"

8. "Instead of a pillow, you're told to rest your head on the guy next to you"

7. "You notice your landing is being covered by the local news"

6. "Flight is delayed until attendants finish shredding important financial records"

5. "Comlimentary headsets are fifty bucks"

4. "Navigator uses the 1983 Hammond Road Atlas"

3. "Provides daily non-stop service from gate 54 to gate 53"

2. "Instead of feature films, passengers watch video of co-pilot doing it"

1. "Pilots borrow money for cocktails"

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