What job couldn't they pay you tons of money a year to do? Say on the

Crazy Guggenheim

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Tue Sep-27-05 10:35 PM
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What job couldn't they pay you tons of money a year to do? Say on the

order of $10Mil.

Me: President

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LaraMN

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Tue Sep-27-05 10:37 PM
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1. President's wife.

:puke:

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Rabrrrrrr

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Tue Sep-27-05 10:38 PM
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2. Cleaning Rush Limbaugh's asshole with my tongue

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Redstone

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Tue Sep-27-05 10:40 PM
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5. Oh, yuck.

Redstone

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Floogeldy

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Tue Sep-27-05 10:42 PM
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10. I could handle that job.

I could defnilly be in charge of you cleaning out Limbaugh's ass with your tongue.

That would be easy. :)

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Rabrrrrrr

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Tue Sep-27-05 10:43 PM
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12. Thanks. You're the best manager a guy could ask for.

:eyes:

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Redstone

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Tue Sep-27-05 10:38 PM
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3. Anything that would require me to live in the L.A. area (or

Silicon Valley), or anywhere else where a two-hour commute each way is normal.

(Though I guess at 10 mil / year, I'd be able to leave the commuting to someone else and just fly my helicopter to the office.)

Redstone

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Fleshdancer

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Tue Sep-27-05 10:39 PM
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4. White House Press Secretary

If I'm going to lie, it's going to be for me or for someone I deeply care about.

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qnr

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Tue Sep-27-05 10:40 PM
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6. Cleaning HVAC air ducts by crawling through them.

I'm not particularly claustrophobic, but I don't think I could handle that as a job without going over the edge.

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GirlinContempt

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Tue Sep-27-05 10:40 PM
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7. Chopping up crack?

My little sister used to do that :eyes:
*sigh*
Never ever ever

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Floogeldy

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Tue Sep-27-05 10:40 PM
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8. I could handle any job.

You name it, I can do it.

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Tue Sep-27-05 10:41 PM
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9. How about sticking a fire extinguisher up your ass?

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Fleshdancer

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Tue Sep-27-05 10:43 PM
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11. sounds more like a bizarre hobby to me n/t

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Floogeldy

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Tue Sep-27-05 10:49 PM
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13. Eggzackly!

There is no such job.

;)

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LSK

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Tue Sep-27-05 10:51 PM
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14. parachute tester

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