Seriously... Anybody have any good Tom DeLay jokes?!?!?

???

walk into a talent agent's office. Tom Delay clears his throat and says to the talent agent, "I beg your extreme pardon, my good man, for I know you are preoccupado in extremis regarding matters both great and small encompassing spheres both far and wee, from those of the heart to those of the piggy bank.

But my darling and well-aerosoled family and I should like to prevail upon a moment or five of your time, for the expressed spoken purpose of auditioning a little act we have formulated for the viewing pleasure of a soon-to-be-identified highly paying public."

The talent agent nods, lights a well-packed Lucky Strike, and croaks out, amid belches, farts, and wheezes, "Okay. Five Minutes. Show me what you got."

. . .

on edit,

http://www.thearistocrats.com/

Tom DeLay.

:rofl:

:spray:

None. "Bubba" does all the screwing.

(I'm available for weddings and bar-mitzvahs too folks.)