CAPTION the Daydreamer in Chief

you weren't supposed to have seen our plans for stealing the wealth of the world..the Secret Service will have to shoot you now."

all I want to do is watch the monster trucks on ESPN2, but no, I got to sit here through this crap.

on account of that stuffin' in his codpiece in his little flight suit costume...

This is a song that warns you in advance, that next year, everybody is gonna try and sell you things that maybe you shouldn't ought to buy, and not only that, they've been planning it for years
Name of this song is (pardon me), poofters froth, wyoming, plans ahead.

those damn democrats and their undying need to do whats right... i just hate them so bad... so bad... i wonder if we can outlaw them... maybe Uncle Karl can have them deemed terrorists... thay just piss me off so bad... so bad...

Sorry. :)

n/t

...howcome nobody's commemorating my head to bronze?"

Crispy, cruncy, graham cereal, brand new breakfast treeeeat

"Uhm...what was I thinking? Hmmmm. Well. Uhm. I smell hamburgers. I like hamburgers. A big ole' hamburger covered in origami swans and mayonaise. Yum. Would they serve it with a bun? It'd be fun if they put it into a taco shell. What's that guy sayinig? I'm thirsty. Water? Coke? Pepsi? I dunno...Fresca! Yes, a Fresca with my taco hamburger. And one of those big onion things you get at Outback...what is it called? Bloomin' Onion! That's it. That would be tasty. I'm so bored. Rumsfeld going on and on, blah blah blah Iraq, I don't know what the hell he's talking about...if only I could have some cheese. I'm bored. I wish I had brought my Gameboy...sigh...two more hours to go...it would be fun to own a llama. I'd call him Larry the llama and I'd ride him to the White House every day...yes...ahhh...llamas..."

I really gotta go to the bathroom!

or

Whew! That was one stinky SBD fart. Shouldn'ta had that TexMex lunch. Maybe I can blame it on Condi.

that thinks he looks like he's holding a bong hit?

... it really p.o.s me to no end when they say day-in, day-out, things aren't going to plan ... we need to modify the buzz words which means I have to learn a new speech which matches Karl's memo to Faux ... burns me a new one ... and, they know it burns me up ... but, if I say anything or explode or something, Karl will just slap me with Rumsfeld right behind him and they call in the doctor ... wish Condi and Colon weren't just window dressing ... they just look at me without being able to say anything ... but, I can see them snickering sometimes, so I don't know ...

But he really looks like The Commander and Chimp in that Pic

DDQM

AWOL looks totally stoned to me

2:30.