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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 11:52 AM
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Try out your pickup lines here.

Edited on Sat Oct-01-05 11:53 AM by Crazy Guggenheim

"God you smell like my third wife."

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In_The_Wind

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Sat Oct-01-05 11:57 AM
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1. That won't work!

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 11:59 AM
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3. Oh well. Next.

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greblc

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:51 PM
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81. If I looked like Brad Pitt it would.

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bearfan454

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Sat Oct-01-05 11:58 AM
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2. You look good enough to eat

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:00 PM
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5. Ok. We'll wait and see now.

:popcorn: :popcorn:

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Parrcrow

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Sat Oct-01-05 11:59 AM
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4. ' They real?

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:01 PM
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6. That sounds like a good one. Now let's wait ............

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

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In_The_Wind

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:01 PM
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8. that won't work ...

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:03 PM
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11. Thanks for the confidence Joanie.

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In_The_Wind

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:06 PM
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15. Hey Crazy Guggenheim

I've got over 40 years of listening to pick-up lines ...

and even at closing time - somethings will never work!

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:08 PM
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18. Yeah but let's see who responds .............

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

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In_The_Wind

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:10 PM
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23. okay

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Parrcrow

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:08 PM
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17. Well Darn!!

back to the old drawing board.
:yoiks:

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In_The_Wind

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:11 PM
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27. try this ...

www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4085927&mesg_id=4086010

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Parrcrow

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:13 PM
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33. but..

I don't have a moustache. She'd think that I was offering to hook her up with a porn star.

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In_The_Wind

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:19 PM
Response to Reply #33

47. improvise

I wish I had a mustache so I could offer you a ride but it really is better this way - no beard burn!

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Whoa_Nelly

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:01 PM
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7. Is that a pistol in your pocket?

Or are you just glad to see me?

Courtesy of Mae West, I used this p/u line at a Halloween party. I was dressed as Mae, and met up with a guy dressed as a 30s gangster. However, later on when I changed out of costume, ditched the big ol' fake boobs, he suddenly had an urgent need to go home....:rofl:

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:02 PM
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10. That jerk! But ok. Now we'll wait to see what happens .............

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

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Misunderestimator

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:02 PM
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9. "I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue"

:shrug:

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:04 PM
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12. This one should work. Let's see what happens ..............

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

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Misunderestimator

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:04 PM
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14. Or how about... "Your face or mine?"

:popcorn:

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:06 PM
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16. Great. Great. That's a sure winner.

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Misunderestimator

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:08 PM
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20. What's the prize?

:yoiks:

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:10 PM
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24. Somebody might pick you up ...... On second thought, I'll take you.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

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Misunderestimator

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:10 PM
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25. How far do you have to carry me?

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:12 PM
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31. Just to the car and my place. Baby.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

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Misunderestimator

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:13 PM
Response to Reply #31

34. Ok, but when you pick me up....

make sure you have your **** protected. ;)

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:16 PM
Response to Reply #34

41. That's ok. I got a hernia belt ..........

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

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Misunderestimator

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:17 PM
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43. And I've got the key...

We should put that to music...

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:25 PM
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58. How about with Techno-pop?

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

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Misunderestimator

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:26 PM
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60. We could get Oasis to set it to music for us.

:popcorn:

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:27 PM
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61. Yuk. How about "Dirty Vegas" or "Depeche Mode"?

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:51 PM
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83. So what are we going to do with it? Techno-pop?

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OneGrassRoot

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Sat Oct-01-05 02:48 PM
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108. Ha!!! Never heard that one..........that's a winner! n/t

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In_The_Wind

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:04 PM
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13. that almost always works ...

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NewJeffCT

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Sat Oct-01-05 01:02 PM
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90. I'm guessing a lot of men would fall for that one...

unless things have changed in the 4 years since I've gotten married.

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datasuspect

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:08 PM
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19. ***pays cashier/bartender/store clerk/waitress***

and then says "there's more where that came from . . . "

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:09 PM
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21. Smooth. Smooth.

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In_The_Wind

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:09 PM
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22. offer the straight women ...

a mustache ride ...

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:11 PM
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26. What about the Bi ones?

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

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In_The_Wind

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:12 PM
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32. that should work

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Misunderestimator

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:11 PM
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29. Now...

that's sure to do it....

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In_The_Wind

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:16 PM
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40. um hm

wanna ride my mustache always gets my attention ...

at least for a second look ...

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:17 PM
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42. .............

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:18 PM
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45. Did-ja get my PM?

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In_The_Wind

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:24 PM
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56. Wow ... did I ever!

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Misunderestimator

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:18 PM
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46. Coming from a woman...

it wouldn't be the same.... :D

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:19 PM
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48. Yeah but better .......

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

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Misunderestimator

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:20 PM
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50. Mustachoed woman don't do it for me...

just a personal thing... no offense to mustachoed women :)

:popcorn:

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In_The_Wind

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:22 PM
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54. something is missing

it all sorta goes together ...

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datasuspect

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:11 PM
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28. one of my faves . . .

sleazy me: "did it hurt?"

unsuspecting woman i am about to offend: "what?"

sleazy me: "when you fell from heaven."

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:14 PM
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35. That's a good one. Let's see what happens ...........

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

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mainegreen

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:12 PM
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30. How would you like to go sailing tommorow?

Used that on my fiancee. As you can see, it worked. Well.

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:15 PM
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36. That's a good one. Can someone else use it if they want to?

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

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mainegreen

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:15 PM
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38. Sure. All you got to do is find a sailing boat first.

Thats the tricky bit.

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JVS

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:15 PM
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37. Is that a keg in your pants?

Because I'd sure like to tap that ass!

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mainegreen

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:16 PM
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39. *snort*

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JVS

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:17 PM
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44. Girl, you look so fine, somebody ought to sop you up with a biscuit!

That one is from Coming to America.

One of my friends decided to make a deranged pervert version that went. Girl you look so fine, somebody ought to take you home and lock you up in a cage under the steps.

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datasuspect

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:21 PM
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52. corollary

"you a shore fine as muhfucka, mama - sweeter than bear meat"

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datasuspect

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:20 PM
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49. "is that your ass or your feet that reeks?"

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:21 PM
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51. These are getting better all the time ........

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

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datasuspect

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:22 PM
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53. you a shure fine missuz, in them skin tight britches

you so fine, you should be on soul train ...

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In_The_Wind

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:25 PM
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57. *purrrr*

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JVS

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:24 PM
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55. Moooooooooo!

*upon being asked What, WTF, etc. one answers* That's the noise you're going to hear when I fuck you till the cows come home!

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:26 PM
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59. Has it worked?

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

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JVS

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:28 PM
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63. Oh, these lines are completely theoretical in nature.

Pickup lines are lame. You are better off getting hammered and then lecturing girls on how interleague play in baseball is an abomination. I actually had a nice girl listen to my lecture on that.

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In_The_Wind

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:28 PM
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64. the question should be ...

can he keep his promises ...

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JVS

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:29 PM
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65. I have fists for backup, do I not.

Edited on Sat Oct-01-05 12:39 PM by JVS

they never go limp.

But does it really matter if I keep the promise? What's done is done.

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In_The_Wind

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:32 PM
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66. lol

but if not done correctly ...

you might not get a second chance ...

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JVS

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:35 PM
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68. If you're using scummy pick-up lines to start long term relationships...

you're beyond fucked up. These tricks are to be used once.

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In_The_Wind

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:38 PM
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70. ROFL

I stopped one night stands long ago ...

kids - sheesh!

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JVS

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:40 PM
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72. Besides. If someone can't enjoy that who wants a second...

Edited on Sat Oct-01-05 01:12 PM by JVS

chance

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Misunderestimator

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:43 PM
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76. Now, this really has to do it.

:popcorn:

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JVS

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:44 PM
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78. Do what?

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Misunderestimator

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:55 PM
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85. Dunno... Ask CG

:shrug:

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In_The_Wind

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:58 PM
Response to Reply #72

88. if ya got all that going on - just but yourself another drink ...

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JVS

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Sat Oct-01-05 01:09 PM
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92. Good idea

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eeyore

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:28 PM
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62. Ummm....

So I'm in this band...wanna listen to some of my stuff?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4084669

Man, being a musician these days is about as cool as having visible open-sore stds! :-)

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:35 PM
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67. Get this. I was producing a local Cable TV show. A couple of friends

and I went into a restaurant/bar and one of them said out loud "So how do you like being a TV producer"? I almost killed him. Man what I could have done with some of the women eho "wanted" to get into show business if I wanted to .....

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:38 PM
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69. How about this one. "I'm a weather forecaster. Let me tell you

Longwang

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

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In_The_Wind

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:39 PM
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71. *giggle*

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greblc

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:40 PM
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73. "That a great dress your wearing...I wonder what it would look like...

crumpled up at the foot of my bed?"

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:42 PM
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74. These are great .......

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

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In_The_Wind

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:43 PM
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77. I've heard that one lots of times.

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:45 PM
Response to Reply #77

79. Did it ever work?

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

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In_The_Wind

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:51 PM
Response to Reply #79

82. do you really want me to kiss and tell ...

yes

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:53 PM
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84. Hold down the thread for me. I've got to go out for a minute.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

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In_The_Wind

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:55 PM
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86. but I was going back to bed ...

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:57 PM
Response to Reply #86

87. Just 5 minutes.

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In_The_Wind

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:58 PM
Response to Reply #87

89. ya got it

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 01:14 PM
Response to Reply #89

94. I'm back. Thanks!

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In_The_Wind

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Sat Oct-01-05 01:24 PM
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96. hmmm

the way you tell time could be an asset between the sheets ...

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 01:27 PM
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97. I'm the time keeper baby, and can keep you going for hours ...

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

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In_The_Wind

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Sat Oct-01-05 01:29 PM
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98. I've rarely heard sweeter words than that!

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JVS

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:43 PM
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75. Do you own a furry cat-suit?

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 12:46 PM
Response to Reply #75

80. MMMEEOOOWWW!

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

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dolgoruky

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Sat Oct-01-05 01:04 PM
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91. waiter delivery system

I prefer to pass messages written on a napkin. If you can get the waiter/waitress to deliver them it's even better. This has actually worked a couple of times.

Had a friend who used to drop pass messages, like "you're beautiful", he'd written to girls as he got off the bus then watch their reaction through the window as they read them.

It was actually quite cute

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In_The_Wind

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Sat Oct-01-05 01:10 PM
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93. that works very nicely ...

with a touch of class ...

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 01:20 PM
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95. Has anybody picked up somebody yet? Well?

Edited on Sat Oct-01-05 01:22 PM by Crazy Guggenheim

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

I think I picked up Misunderestimator ....... But I pulled a muscle .....

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Misunderestimator

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Sat Oct-01-05 01:34 PM
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99. I think your voice is about an octave higher now too.

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 01:40 PM
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100. As aside from my usually ... sexy .... low ..... voice.

I noticed your photo on the other thread. You mentioned you were "backstage". Where you an actress or something?

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Misunderestimator

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Sat Oct-01-05 01:42 PM
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101. I used to be a singer.

an opera singer... gave it up for something more lucrative a few years ago.

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 01:46 PM
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103. I'm impressed. I did acting in Community theater a few years back.

Of course did some extra work in TV shows and movies. Aside from the fact I used to be in band in high school, I don't have the guts to sing on stage and adnmire people who can!!

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Gregorian

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Sat Oct-01-05 01:43 PM
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102. Is that a crocodile in your pocket, or did you just disembowel me?

Sorry. I just discovered that my parents are evil dictators. Not a happy camper today.

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 01:47 PM
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104. Yeah but has it worked?

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

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Gregorian

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Sat Oct-01-05 02:36 PM
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105. Hell, I'm a god damned chick magnet! Check it out.

At least I THINK it's a she.

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 02:38 PM
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106. Jeez it must work ...

Are you a Freeper. LOL.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

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Gregorian

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Sat Oct-01-05 03:12 PM
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109. Them's fightin' words!

Well, my lack of compassion for ugly chicks would make it seem so.

Hm, I better get myself checked. But I can say without any doubt whatsoever that freepiness is the furthest thing from my composition.

To be honest, I've never used a pickup line. Really. In all seriousness, I've got to be the least pushy male on the planet. Can you get banned from the lounge for being serious? :)

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Oct-01-05 04:04 PM
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111. J/K. The guy in that photo was a part of a parody of people who voted

for * in '04. LOL.

Also, I don't think you can get banned from The Lounge for being serious but, it won't stop us from razzing you.

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Graf Orlok

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Sat Oct-01-05 02:41 PM
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107. If you and I were squirrels...

could I bust a nut in your hole?

:rofl:

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DemocratSinceBirth

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Sat Oct-01-05 03:34 PM
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110. Never Used...

That's a nice dress... What can I do to talk you out of it?

My friend used it once and the woman said "you can start by buying me a drink."

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