I've Got A Sure Fire Money Making Business Proposition: FAITH-BASED PORN!!

Yavin4

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Sat Oct-01-05 07:25 PM
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I've Got A Sure Fire Money Making Business Proposition: FAITH-BASED PORN!!

That's right. I want to combine the porno world with the religious world. Who's with me?

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ZombieNixon

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Sat Oct-01-05 08:05 PM
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1. Porn for Jesus!

I'd be proud to join your business. In fact, I think we could turn this into a whole movement!

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Lars39

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Sat Oct-01-05 08:08 PM
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2. Sorta been done:

www.xxxchurch.com

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mongo

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Sat Oct-01-05 08:39 PM
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5. Not to mention

Edited on Sat Oct-01-05 08:41 PM by mongo

http://www.obscenitycrimes.org

They have a place where you can make a detailed report on any pornography you may have seen.

The website then forwards your report to the appropriate federal prosecutor.

Here's part of the form:

To make a report it is not necessary to look at pornography, but if you observed depictions or descriptions of sexual conduct, please provide the following:

This Site (or 'spam' promoting it)
Depicted or Described Sexual Conduct:

(You can check more than one box)
Sexual Intercourse
Sadomasochism
Anal Sex
Masturbation
Sexual Bestiality
Excretory Functions
Oral Sex
Lewd Exhibition of the Genitals
Other

http://www.obscenitycrimes.org/complaint/default.cfm?action=IOCForm

Actually, they have changed their form to be internet only. They used to have a place where you could put the name of a store where you bought the porn - really.

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pitohui

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Sat Oct-01-05 09:25 PM
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7. heh i thought you were going to recommend hustler magazine

but agreed

it's been done

it's tired

the 80s are ovah

next

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NashVegas

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Sat Oct-01-05 08:09 PM
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3. Sanctified Lust?

I'm there.

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sasquatch

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Sat Oct-01-05 08:10 PM
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4. Didn't Larry Flynt try that?

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Sat Oct-01-05 08:41 PM
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pitohui

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Sat Oct-01-05 09:26 PM
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8. yes he did

i used to have the meat grinder issue but i think it got lost in some natural disaster or other no doubt the wrath of pron

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colinmom71

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Sat Oct-01-05 09:41 PM
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9. Actually, if you really want to piss off some fundies...

Make a movie accurately portraying the Songs of Solomon. When they have absolute fits over the sexual content, remind them it's straight from the Bible. Maybe we should write Mel Gibson to see if he's interested in producing! ;-)

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Guava Jelly

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Sat Oct-01-05 09:49 PM
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10. but nothing would get done

I can see it now .
A fridged fundie chick dressed so ya cant see her ankles.
her husband on thier wedding night with the lights turned off pitch black.
Just waiting for his Lil di|censored| to become erect..He has faith it will..Oh lord come into my loins and maketh it full in a godly loving way for the only purpose of breeding let me feel no sinful joy..

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