Women. Who wants to get married? The G.F. is available.

Guy Fawkes

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Sun Oct-02-05 02:51 PM
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Women. Who wants to get married? The G.F. is available.

I am a registered priest with the ULC, and I will conduct your wedding for a very small fee. Ok, not that small of a fee.

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southlandshari

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Sun Oct-02-05 02:55 PM
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1. ROFL!

Good one, darlin'!

:rofl:

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sun Oct-02-05 02:57 PM
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2. Do we get to say "Hail Satan"?

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ZombieNixon

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Sun Oct-02-05 03:01 PM
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3. I have a friend who's a registered priest wih the Church of Thor.

Just sayin'.

As a Lord High Supreme Senior Cardinal with the Church of FSM, I am free for all weddings, funerals, baptisms and birthday parties, just don't expect the government to recognize it.

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