Inside A DU Flame War --- As Told By Emoticons

- "Howard Dean is fat."

- "Actually, Howard Dean is quite average-sized. It's his shirts that make him look big."

- "I don't care what you think. Dean is beached whale who sweats bacon fat."

- "Maybe you're just picking on Dean because YOU need to compensate for something."

- "I would just like to say one thing..." - "Shut up. Nobody is talking to you!"

- "Hey, leave him out of this, maybe he had something constructive to add to the conversation."

- "If I cared about his opinion I'd stop writing long enough to read him."

- "Hey, anyone wanna see my ass?"

- "Enough about your ass already, that was played out like 13 months ago."

- "Dean is the next president alright. The next president of the Weight Watchers. We'll be seeing him in a few years "Hi, I'm Howard Dean and I approved this ad because I'm a fat-ass who needs to lose weight."

- "Okay, now you're just being mean. Maybe you should focus on all the good things Howard Dean is doing. He's mobalizing millions of ordinary Americans to get involved in politics and the future of America."

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- "Hey!" - "Damn You!" - "Harumph" - "I'm alerting the moderators."

{fifteen minutes pass}

- "Yes?"

- "All hail the moderator!"

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- "I's good to be da moderatah."
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- "I ain't afraid of you."

- "Oh yeah?"

- "Yeah."



- "Goodbye."

- "All hail the moderator."
- "All hail the moderator."

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- "So....uh, anyone wanna see my ass?"

A whole new world has opened up for you! ;)

that's the funniest shit I've seen in a LONG time

:yourock:

if he would stop eating kittens!

:)
Man, the die hard fans of the canidates need to ALL TAKE A CHILL PILL

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is too funny. I am bookmarking this thread. All of the stuff was funny but I started cracking up once I seen this.

these are funny stories.

DDQM

I would like to see it, this one was funny as hell.

I especially like the afro dude. LOL!

now.....that's a priceless DU thread....

*bookmarking it*

:yourock:

Author ! Author!! The audience shouted as they stamped their feet on the floor.
Encore ! Encore !!

(The best part is that it is just too true. That is a DU flame war.)

Thanks for lightening up the mood.....we need that

:yourock:

n/t

for the trilogy completion. :)