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truizm Donating Member (327 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 09:48 AM
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"How do you introduce yourself to a girl," so asketh the socially awkward
so suppose you're a guy and you want to introduce yourself to a girl you like.

how do you go about doing this?

to me saying "my name's truizm, what's yours" seems arrogant for some reason.

suggestions are much appreciated.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 09:49 AM
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1. hi, my name is truizm
Edited on Mon Oct-03-05 09:50 AM by matcom
wanna f*ck? :D
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 09:51 AM
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4. You stole my line!!!
It worked, once, she was drunk, I was high....

OSU, he said with a sigh.....
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:45 AM
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21. That is SOOOOOOOO wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're supposed to ask if she wants to get a pizza and then f*ck. :P
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 09:50 AM
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2. Hi, I saw you from over there and I just couldn't stop
myself from coming over here and introducing myself to you...
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 09:50 AM
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3. how is it arrogant to just introduce yourself?
I mean, you might want to have some kind of follow up conversation topic planned, but you gotta start somewhere....
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cleofus1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 09:52 AM
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5. walk that fine line between self confidance and arrogance
walk up and introduce yourself...tell her she's lovely...tell her she's really fine...

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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 09:53 AM
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6. how about, "are you ok? It must have hurt when you fell out of heaven..."
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LisaL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:34 AM
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19. Don't do that.
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:57 AM
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27. what? that wouldn't work??
:shrug:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 09:54 AM
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7. "Honey, you look finer than a new set of snow tires!"
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 10:29 AM
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13. No wonder the mrs. married you, you smooth talking devil.
:eyes:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 09:56 AM
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8. What are the circumstances?
Things are very different in different places.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 09:58 AM
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9. "Do you wash your clothes with Windex, cuz I can see myself in your pants"
Or, you could try:

"If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous."
or
"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock."
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 10:11 AM
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10. Don't do a direct introduction.
Try to start by making conversation. Comment on something or ask her a question, depending on where you see her...(Are the lattes good here? Do you have a pencil I can borrow? or whatever).
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bbernardini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 10:25 AM
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11. "As long as I have a face, you'll always have a place to sit." n/t
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 10:26 AM
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12. My line is ab dah ab dah ab dah. (nt)
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 10:55 AM
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14. You could turn it around...
"Hi! What's your name? I'm truizm, and I just wanted to introduce myself" and reach out casually to shake her hand.

Let her tell you her name, and if she says anything further, respond to that sincerely. Also gauge her reaction to the handshake offer. If she just says "I'm Susan" or whatever, continue with explaining where you know her from (if she doesn't already know it).

"I've seen you in the Starbucks/I'm a friend of Jane Smith/whatever, and I was hoping you and I could have lunch this week/meet for a drink after work/whatever. Are you available on Wednesday?"

Wednesday is a good day because if things go well, it's about the right advance notice to ask for a weekend date on Friday or Saturday. Also, a specific day is generally better than "sometime" because that can easily slide into "never."

(Since I am one of the dateless wonder of the world, you should take this strategy with a grain of salt, but it does reflect a lot of what I've read about this stuff. Check out the book "Always Talk to Strangers" for more ideas.)

Good luck -- let us know how it goes.
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:01 AM
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15. I was the original voice of millie vanillie (nt)
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:13 AM
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16. Not like this.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:15 AM
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17. Ahhhh, the copycats that can never be.
Prepositions, prepositions, prepositions.
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Gregorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:34 AM
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18.  I know what you're thinking, baby.
And if I was the telly, you'd think I was talking in centimetres.


Mike, of The Young Ones. Known for THE tackiest pickup lines.
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:38 AM
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20. How YOU doing? always worked for Joey...
:shrug:
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Graf Orlok Donating Member (441 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:48 AM
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22. Just say "Hello. I'm truizm. How are you doing?"
Or something along those lines. :shrug:
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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:53 AM
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23. "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
Works every time.
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:54 AM
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24. Do you like to practice altruism?
Because if you do, I'm all truizm!
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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:54 AM
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25. "Hey, babe, that's me on the five dollar bill" always worked for Lincoln
maybe you could try that
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MalibuChloe Donating Member (431 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:56 AM
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26. excuse me miss, i lost my phone number...
can i have yours?
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 12:10 PM
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28. "What time is it?" always worked for me
And then exchange small talk from there...

Of course, if you ask this either claim your watch is broken, or off, or hide it before you ask...or make up some inane story about how you just flew in from Perth, Australia....
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Lydia Leftcoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 12:13 PM
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29. YUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK!
All those allegedly "clever" lines will do is convince the young lady that you're an empty-headed asshole.

Just say, "Hi, my name's truizm. What's yours?" Comment on something in your surroundings. "I noticed that you were reading (name of Book). What do you think of it?" or "What are you listening to on your iPod?" or "I totally agree with the slogan on your T-shirt." or "Aren't you tired of the rain?" or something harmless and friendly.

If she ignores you or acts snooty, move on. She's not for you.

If she picks up on your cues, there's some hope. Start a conversation about whatever seems appropriate. If it goes well, then ask her if she wants to go for coffee or something else non-threatening. (If you're already in a coffeeshop, offer to share your scone or something.)

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