The Red Glove Killed Cheney!!! You bastards!!!

slinkerwink

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Fri Nov-14-03 05:43 PM
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The Red Glove Killed Cheney!!! You bastards!!!

lol. Just doing a South Park riff....Can you imagine a South Park episode in which they keep killing off Cheney and he keeps coming back?

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WindRavenX

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Fri Nov-14-03 05:43 PM
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1. Well..in a way he IS kinda like Kenny

Cheney has had how many heart attacks?
Seriously, but all means, he should be dead by now.

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slinkerwink

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Fri Nov-14-03 05:50 PM
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2. I know.....but....

I think he's struck a pact with the Devil to stay alive.

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jeter

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Fri Nov-14-03 05:51 PM
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4. That would explain a lot.

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WindRavenX

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Fri Nov-14-03 05:51 PM
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5. OR

...he kills people for their internal organs.
Think about it. ;)

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EarlG ADMIN

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Fri Nov-14-03 05:50 PM
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3. Heh

Dead? Not at all. Just a little bruised. :)

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slinkerwink

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Fri Nov-14-03 06:01 PM
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6. lol, there's a big X on his glasses......

so......please, please don't tell me you're bringing Cheney back for the 900 mark....;-)

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SOteric

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Fri Nov-14-03 06:07 PM
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8. You won't mind if I imagine

that he's fallen right on his pratt into a pristine cowpat, will you?

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The Backlash Cometh

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Fri Nov-14-03 06:03 PM
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7. I guess the rumors of his underground nuclear fall-out shelter are true.

Remember the movie "Blast from the Past" with Brandon Fraser? Do you think we can convince Cheney to lock himself in his fall-out shelter for thirty years?

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Jack The Tab

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Fri Nov-14-03 06:09 PM
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9. Cheney's a little dazed, but at least he has health insurance...

Unlike millions of children in America.

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rustydog

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Fri Nov-14-03 06:41 PM
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13. Yea, with that awfully painful shiner, Cheny

would probably kick a couple of amputees out of Walter Reed so the docs can take care of Dick Cheny's boo boo.

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wtmusic

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Fri Nov-14-03 06:14 PM
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10. Nah, it never touched him. The poor guy's ticker just gave out

with all the excitement.

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Jack Rabbit

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Fri Nov-14-03 06:15 PM
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11. That's just propaganda

THere is no truth to the rumor that Cheney has a heart. Rove made that up.

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slinkerwink

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Fri Nov-14-03 06:22 PM
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12. lol...and Cheney has a mechanical pacemaker instead....

tallying up all the Halliburton money coming in from Iraq.

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camero

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Fri Nov-14-03 07:02 PM
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14. Officer Barney Bush comes along.

Ok, move along. Nothing to see here.

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