TJ is ignoring me again

And this time he stuck his fingers in his ears and started going "LALALALALALA"!

Time again for one of my totally ineffectual interventions....

You all have my permission to give him a good hard slap (but nicely, kindly, softly).

Khash.

:P

P.S. LALALALALALALALALALALA I can't hear you.

Got you and Jimmy to join in.....

What could be better than that?

I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!


Khash

JimmyJazz invited me over for dinner. :P

LALALALALA I can't hear you. :P

the pot roast is roasting. Dinner will be served promptly at 7:00 p.m. :hi:

Khash is coming over to MY place to make toast. In my toaster.

So THERE!

can ya hear me with your fingers like that?

:P

:P

you're the gal for me :loveya:

:P

If the three off you don't straighten up and be nice


I'm posting another Everybody Is Mean To Khash thread and naming everyone of you!

So there!


Khash.

instead of worrying about tj

But all I've got scanned is about 5 years old and even embarasses me. And it's been so plastered over DU at this point...


"Stop worrying about TJ?"????? Don't you know the meaning of Loooooooooooooooove?

But just for you.... the old one....



I might once have been young, but never innocent.


Another:

Me and my nephew, a little more recent. Hey I'd just woken up!





Peace at last now you know how ugly I am?

Khash.

You're fuggin' kidding me, right? :spank: <---- knock it off!

Or do you need glasses?

Khash/

but i bet alot of money that you are hot!

The first was taken in my 30's - after I cut all my hair off! I guess hard, bad, rough, livin' can't compete with pretty good genes. The second pic was a while later after I grew my hair back..

Everyone wants to look young (and pretty! -but I can't aspire to that) But it's a major bitch! I can't even get served in a bar!

My barber asked me how old I was, I told her. She dropped her sciccors and said "Fuck!" (which comes across very funny in a Chinese accent.)

I can't help it, Pri. It's just happening. Given my druthers it would all be different. I want to grow old, I want to look old. I want every moment written on my body - no such luck.

The latest pic will be scanned and posted - I still look about 20 years old.

That mine fate seems wonderful to most people - wellt we rarely get what we want.

Khash.

Are you SURE you are....?

Absolutely, positively....?

Sigh.

Damn.

:loveya:

while even the the " ho hum" boys say "not my type"?


Am I cursed?


Khash.

all of us, right?

:shrug:

He sure hasn't posted in a while.

Khash.

Oh hell - I forgot what I was going to say!

:P

You'll be writhing all over the floor murmering all over the floor "khash is my breakfast god" . But it might get ugly - Mr Shari and TJ might end up fighting! And then what shall I do? You can't get around hubby, or me TJ - just for good toast! You'll luck out - just a few nasty looks and snarky comments. Bet TJ's read Cask Amantillado and I'm in major serious trouble


Khash

You lost me after "And then what shall I do?"

:rofl:

But I did like the part about you being my breakfast god!

:P

Your most recent pic here in this thread fills me with joy.....

You are a doll, and I mean that.....

Can't wait to see the one you'll be having your dad scan for you...


I wish tj wouldn't ignore you...but there's little I can do or say from this distance that would have any effect on him.......


It is difficult to be ignored, my dear, especially by the ones you love...

:loveya: :hug: :pals:

Ignore me, berate me, joke with me...


To misquote:

The little sod's got his hand upon upon my heart
He knows how to work me!

Oh so in thrall , damnit! To a Brit!

Khash.

But that's no excuse, damnit!

He hasn't got the whole S/m thing down yet

But I have great patience for him - my great affection for the cute little superior snob makes me feeling overwhelming kindness for him....

I guess Im losing my touch.... Instead of feeling nasty, he makes me feel nice.. Ick!


Khash

You must come back to the dark side

The darkside is my home....


When I venture into the light side the only purpose is sabotage..



Khash.

You must never leave the darkside. Never. I forbid it.

I need someone to keep me company.

But I kind of wobble when converting TJ - help is needed, He's wavering :)


Khash.

What's his problem? He cannot waver on his decisions!

Oh-I took a test the other day. I always thought I'd be a Dom. Turns out I'm a Switch w/ Dom tendencies.
I knew you'd understand.

Me: bottom with some major dom tendencies. But TJ is eventually going to drive me into celibacy - but til it reaches that point - good fun!


Khash.

TJ needs to be taught a lesson! No one should be driven to celibacy!

I could go major dom on TJ. And he's so damn cute " what do you mean?"
Hey, you and me...... he'd know exactly what we meant :evilgrin:


Poor little boy live's in England - fairly good jail sentence! We gotta buy him a ticket to educate the kid.....


Well worth it in my opinion. Picture TJ playing the Reznor role in the "Closer" video..... Fun fun fun!



Khash.

You can bring the cuffs or anything else you'd like.

so no slap from me. :P

And yes the faux scots boy looks fine undamnly sexy in a kilt... If we do ever manage to get together I'm gonna get all butch and he won't wear anything else........


In the meantime, while he's reverting to infant school - how about a game of conkers?


Khash.

what conkers was. google is my friend...

http://www.woodlands-junior.kent.sch.uk/customs/conkers.html

Respect his boundries or it will get worse!

Sincerely, tor.

and because he knows it makes me go wild with passion. - it's unfair!

Khash.

to feed myself, to work &c.&c.

Much as I would like - I can't spend 24 hours per day chasing you around - as you say it's unfair.

Yesterday was a special case, you deserved it then. :P

Khash :)

:hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock: :hug: :loveya: :pals: :yourock:

And I'm feeling much much better :)

Between you and valium, I'm a happy little camper.

:loveya:


Khash.

:D :bounce: :loveya:

As thrilled as I am England got the ashes back (truly!) a new sig might not be a bad idea. Just a suggestion :)



Khash.

I was wondering about a new signature and avatar - now you've forced my hand, and must suffer the consequences.

that keeping my mouth shut is a good idea.......


Khash.

:)

:evilgrin:

before I die of embarassment?


Shari, youre my friend! Kill it!


Khash.

For you....anything!