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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 03:50 PM
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Good Point. ("new" Bush Joke)
At least it's new to me...it just arrived for the first time in my mailbox from a world-travelin' buddy residing in, of all places, Thailand.

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is. "Billy." "And what is your question, Billy?" "I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess.George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right, question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

And fifth, what the fuck happened to Billy?"

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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 03:51 PM
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1. nice
:rofl:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 04:21 PM
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2. I've heard that one about a brazilian times but I still love it
:thumbsup:
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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 04:43 PM
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4. Ha!
brazilian... :rofl:

Now that one sure has been making the rounds. :)
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Left_Winger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 04:28 PM
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3. Good One
Answer: Little Billy is now at Guantanamo.
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