Bush devours live baby on TV

Early CNN poll numbers show significant numbers of people still support the Presidents action since it sends a message to the insurgents. "The American people will not be intimidated by the insurgents blood thirsty attacks" stated Scott McClellan in a hastily arranged press conference outside a DC area Emergency Room where Bush had been scheduled to hold a press conference on the need to defer the new Medicare Prescription Drug cards program. "The President was looking to send a message to the Insurgents. The opportunity simply presented itself to the President because an infant was dying from irreversible brain damage and this was exactly something the President had been concerned about. The President has not only leveled the playing field but has dealt a major operational and psychological defeat for insurgents." Fox News reporter Brit Hume is reporting that enlistment interest is up now that "it appears we are no longer going to roll over for these pussies!".

Why hasn't this appeared in WWN or The Onion? (apologies for my poor writing skills)