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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 05:49 PM
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So I had a maple in my grandma's yard cut down...and this prick neighbour
Gets all bent out of shape because the guy's had some of their equipment on his property. Anyway, it's like 4:30 and the guy (dressed in camo pants and a wife-beater) staggers over, reaking of booze... he starts yelling at the contractors about how he won't sue them if they prune some of his trees as well. Then he begins calling my grandmother all sorts of names I can't even mention here due to the code of conduct.
The contractor agrees, just to get him to go in and shut up.. then on the way back to his house he has to suddenly run to stop his truck from rolling away cause he was so drunk he forgot to use the parking break. Then of course he started swearing again, accusing the contractors of moving it.

Oye, my poor grandma is very scared by this man. He always has huge garbage piles in the yard an throws loud parties.

SOmke people...
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 05:57 PM
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1. Ha!
Now he's out there trying to hire the guy himself!
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 06:12 PM
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4. And yet...
you actually want to leave the Okanagan?!
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 06:28 PM
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8. I'm just buggin matcom
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 06:11 PM
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2. Some fuckin people,
I think your grandma should break his toes, and then sue his ass off. Maybe the workers can move his truck, too.

:D
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A HERETIC I AM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 06:12 PM
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3. Perfect case for the "He needed killin'" defense.
n/t
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 06:18 PM
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5. LOL
:thumbsup:
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 06:21 PM
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6. What the hell is a "wife beater"?
I'm trying to figure it out on my own, but I don't think I'm disturbed enough. What is it?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 06:22 PM
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7. those ribbed sleeveless t-shirts you see guys wear.
People took to calling them wife beaters, because it seemed as though every loser arrested on TV was wearing one after being picked up for hitting his wife.
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 06:50 PM
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20. Its one of those..
..."tank top" undershirts, always white, like one Marlon Brando wore in "A Streetcar Named Desire" where he played Stanley Kowalski, wife beater.
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Graf Orlok Donating Member (441 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 06:29 PM
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9. ROFL
:rofl:
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 06:32 PM
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10. I think it's time to call in the "Nut Squad"
(Myself and a few other crazy DUer's...with Baseball Bats) :)
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 06:33 PM
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11. grandma dies tonight
hope your in the will :P
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 06:37 PM
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12. Nice. Threatening old women. Is this what we have become?
Don't you belong in GD????

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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 06:38 PM
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14. answer to question #1: YES
answer to question #2: HOLD ME MOMMY
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 06:38 PM
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13. She's got a 12 gauge under the bed
Lucky for you it's not loaded...doh!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 06:39 PM
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15. i got a bowl of Ribbon Candy ready
she is putty in my presence
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 06:41 PM
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16. haha
Man, she actually did used to have bags of that stuff
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 06:42 PM
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17. still does
they are as old as her goiter x(
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 06:44 PM
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19. ANd just as sticky
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 06:44 PM
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18. Bwahahahaha.
Lol.

:rofl:

Good one.
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 07:06 PM
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21. LOL... take that Matcom
LOL
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