A personal appeal to Skinner

PLEASE, PLEASE GIVE MAGIC RAT HIS SEX THREADS BACK!!!!!!!!!

THOSE EMOTICON THREADS ARE KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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You have to admit... the Bush one was pretty funny, tho.

Shows creativity and humor.

At least *EXPAND* the emoticons so MagicRat can be EVEN more creative.

:)

Hawkeye-X

now with his new skill, can you imagine the kinds of emoticon threads he'd post? :spank:

that might be fair to take into consideration.

time's a WASTIN'!!!!!

Where the hell have YOU been???

but you got to get NEKKID first !!!!!!!

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A naked hug

:hug:

hope i didn't "poke" ya

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could you move a little to the "left"?

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Did he take his golf cart to the store for more beer???

:hi:

feels like old times, you assholes!!

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tsk tsk!

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Didn't want to disturb any asshole feeling! :o

turn around so I can give you pat, too :D

So be careful! :D

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possibly be a deleted message on THIS harmless thread, of all threads?

She deleted her own post, which was posted in error. :-)

All is well! :hi:

Welcome to the Friday Night Lounge Follies! :7

Even straight guys like me are hot for Johnny! :D

...drooooool...

When YOU want babies, THAT is serious! :o LOL

Just have them! Then we mail them to one of the pro-life groups!

Raise your right hand and repeat after me:

I <insert name here> do solemnly swear to uphold and defend the Magic of Depp:

- I will defend anyone's right to make grilled cheese sandwiches with an iron and mashed potatoes with a tennis racket.

- I will study the finer points of Buster Keaton's routines.

- I will drink Absynthe and smoke opium to give me inspiration to solve gruesome crimes.

- I will load up a fire red Caddy with a trunk full of chemical cocktails and drive it to Las Vegas for the weekend, whereupon I will indulge in said chemicals virtually nonstop.

- I will wear dreds, trinkets and eyeliner with my sword by my side as I try with all my wile and cunning to regain my beloved Black Pearl!

- I will look cool and sleek in a gunfight, aiming with deadly accuracy, eventhough my eyes are gouged out!

In short, I will watch all of Johnny's movies as often as possible, whenever and whereever the need arises!

Promise to do these things, and you too can be in the Club of Depp!

you forgot that one! :D

"I shall create magnificent topiaries with my scissorhands." :D

I much prefer torturing Catwoman to asking inane sexual questions.

Keep everyone waiting for them to come back.

I'm dying out here!

:loveya:

okay, now do the wave!

:bounce: :hi: :toast: :think: :crazy: :boring: :spank: :eyes: :wow: :beer: :smoke: :crazy: :freak: :shrug:


okay, a little practice needed first...

dp

are great, please. please.

They seem to be pretty darn popular around here.

It's awful lonely in my Masturbatorium...
:-(

Masturbatorium? :D

i'll check the dictionary...

dp

*giggle*

I'll be a good girl I swear. *bats eyelashes enticingly*

I'll rub your feet.

I'll clean your bathroom.

I'll bake you cookies.

I'll even *gasp* stop being snarky in every thread I post on about you banning sex threads in the first place.

in my opinion, it was just all talk. It's fine with me as long as no sexual pictures are posted.