Since Misunderestimator is no longer a lesbian, I'm gonna see if NSMA will

JimmyJazz

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Mon Oct-03-05 08:27 PM
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Since Misunderestimator is no longer a lesbian, I'm gonna see if NSMA will

Edited on Mon Oct-03-05 08:37 PM by JimmyJazz

go out with me. I know. I know. It's a risky move on my part, but DAMMIT - she's worth it. :loveya:

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SOteric

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Mon Oct-03-05 08:30 PM
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1. Errm. *koff*

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JimmyJazz

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Mon Oct-03-05 08:31 PM
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2. Thank you. Thank you.

Of course, I have little...well, strike that...NO experience as a lesbian. I hope that doesn't hurt my chances. :silly:

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FuzzySlippers

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Mon Oct-03-05 08:37 PM
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3. You said if you switched teams

it would be for me!!:cry:

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JimmyJazz

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Mon Oct-03-05 08:39 PM
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6. Well, I know I SAID that. But, I lied.

Besides, have you seen NSMA in action? She was HOT, HOT, HOT in the back of my mini-van :loveya:

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FuzzySlippers

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Mon Oct-03-05 08:49 PM
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12. Can I persuade you to change your mind with this?

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JimmyJazz

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Mon Oct-03-05 08:54 PM
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16. Meh - I give up. I'm really a very lousy lesbian

seeing as how I like men and all. :silly:

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FuzzySlippers

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Mon Oct-03-05 09:00 PM
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19. Meh. I guess it's back to this for me.

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JimmyJazz

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Mon Oct-03-05 09:02 PM
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20. Damn woman! Does that have jumper cables attached?

Okay - maybe I was too quick in making my decision. :silly:

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FuzzySlippers

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Mon Oct-03-05 09:05 PM
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22. And the jumper cables would be for?...

:shrug: ...... awwww shit.....that would hurt.:wow:

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JimmyJazz

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Mon Oct-03-05 09:07 PM
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25. In case the battery on my cars dies. JEEEZ!

What did you think I meant? :P

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Mon Oct-03-05 09:33 PM
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30. Yeah, but she was HOT, HOT, HOT with me.

So maybe they're BOTH not lesbians! :o

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JimmyJazz

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Mon Oct-03-05 09:39 PM
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33. Apparently there has been some sort of overhaul in that department.

Hot chicks are no longer allowed to be lesbians, so NSMA and MisU have, for obvious reasons, both defected. Don't tell anyone, but I don't think they are going to be very good at being heteros. It's just a hunch.

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GOPisEvil

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Mon Oct-03-05 09:40 PM
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34. Being hetero is like anything else: the more you do it, the better you get

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JimmyJazz

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Mon Oct-03-05 09:42 PM
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36. Really. I thought you went blind.

Oh, I'm thinking of something else, aren't I?

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GOPisEvil

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Mon Oct-03-05 09:44 PM
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37. Hey, I just need glasses, ok!

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Left Is Write

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Mon Oct-03-05 09:32 PM
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28. She said the same thing to me!

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JimmyJazz

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Mon Oct-03-05 09:41 PM
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35. I said it would be for you, if and only if, you read to me nightly

from the Outsiders.

Stay gold, Left Is Write, Stay gold :cry:

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Left Is Write

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Mon Oct-03-05 09:44 PM
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38. You didn't say that, but it's a stipulation I can live with.

:hug:

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FuzzySlippers

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Mon Oct-03-05 09:59 PM
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39. She's such a tease.

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miss_kitty

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Mon Oct-03-05 08:37 PM
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4. What's "go ut?"

:shrug: Is that something lesbians do?

:P

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JimmyJazz

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Mon Oct-03-05 08:38 PM
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5. I fixed it. I really do need a new prescription.

For my GLASSES - sheesh. :crazy:

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miss_kitty

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Mon Oct-03-05 08:40 PM
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7. Damn your eyes!

Too late!

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JimmyJazz

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Mon Oct-03-05 08:41 PM
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9. ah yes - I-gor with the Abbie Normal brain.

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jonnyblitz

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Mon Oct-03-05 08:40 PM
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8. did she go to an ex-gay camp or something? did she find

JESUS?!?! wow...i don't post for a day and everything CHANGES!!! :wow:

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JimmyJazz

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Mon Oct-03-05 08:42 PM
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10. She posted that she isn't a lesbian, so I'm figuring on

striking while the iron and NSMA are hot, ya know?

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Misunderestimator

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Mon Oct-03-05 08:48 PM
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11. You don't get it... she isn't gay either...

I know it's hard to accept... but... :shrug:

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JimmyJazz

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Mon Oct-03-05 08:50 PM
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14. So lemme get this right:

Edited on Mon Oct-03-05 08:53 PM by JimmyJazz

I changed teams and so did BOTH of you. I am the WORLD'S WORST lesbian. I sign up and everyone else leaves. Figures. :(

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Guaranteed

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Mon Oct-03-05 08:57 PM
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18. Awww, that's alright. Come on back,

you'll be quite welcome. :)

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bigwillq

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Mon Oct-03-05 09:03 PM
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21. LOL! WORLD's WORST!

:rofl: :hi:

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JanMichael

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Mon Oct-03-05 09:06 PM
Response to Reply #14

23. You gotta get this: Hot chicks ain't gay now!

Get it????

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JimmyJazz

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Mon Oct-03-05 09:09 PM
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26. Oh! So it's NOT me chasing them away.

Whewf. I was worried there for a minute. I do shower, you know. :o

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bettyellen

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Mon Oct-03-05 09:31 PM
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27. this is why i'm comfortable keeping you on a really long leash...

:loveya:

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JimmyJazz

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Mon Oct-03-05 09:33 PM
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29. Shhhh! I TOLD you not to tell people about that!

That was supposed to be our secret. BTW - next week, it's your turn to wear the leash :P

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bettyellen

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Mon Oct-03-05 09:37 PM
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32. ooops, did i say that outloud?

:rofl:

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Guaranteed

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Mon Oct-03-05 08:56 PM
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17. In THAT case, I got dibs on the both of yas

next time I'm out there in So Cal. :P

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GOPisEvil

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Mon Oct-03-05 09:34 PM
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31. I AM GOD!!!!!

One trip in a mini-van with me, and they're both straight! :bounce:

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Elidor

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Mon Oct-03-05 08:49 PM
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13. Here's a quick primer for you

http://www.gkko.com/funny-videos/481/camel-toe-song/

:7

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JimmyJazz

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Mon Oct-03-05 08:53 PM
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15. Two things:

1. I can't see it because Firefox is blocking it;

2. I think it has some spyware attached because my antispyware thingy just kicked in.

Have you had any problems as a result of viewing this?

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Elidor

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Mon Oct-03-05 09:07 PM
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24. The only problem I've had is uncontrollable laugher

But I can't vouch for the site. It could be dirty.

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Mon Oct-03-05 11:37 PM
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40. It killed my Mozilla last night and now all my bookmarks are gone

but it was funny

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Elidor

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Tue Oct-04-05 01:32 PM
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42. Oh, shit! I am so sorry!

I had no idea it was a bad site. *slinking away in shame*

I owe you, big time.

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Mon Oct-03-05 11:38 PM
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41. One night with me and you'll like men again

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