What celebrities have a crush on you? - Democratic Underground

Magrittes Pipe

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Tue Oct-04-05 02:28 PM
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What celebrities have a crush on you?

Edited on Tue Oct-04-05 02:29 PM by whoisalhedges

I have it on pretty good authority that Halle Berry totally wants me.

She's too old for me, though.

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StopTheMorans

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Tue Oct-04-05 02:29 PM
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1. Alf, but i have it on good authority that I'm not a furry

:cry:

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Blue-Jay

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Tue Oct-04-05 02:30 PM
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2. Margo Kidder keeps hiding in my bushes.

She's a wily one, I'll tell ya what.

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Magrittes Pipe

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Tue Oct-04-05 02:31 PM
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5. Margaux Hemingway used to do that to me.

About ten years ago, I got a restraining order. Told her "I like you, but I don't LIKE you like you." Soon thereafter, she stopped calling. I wonder whatever happened to her.

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kwassa

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Tue Oct-04-05 04:26 PM
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47. She died, actually. Sorry to break the new to you.

Edited on Tue Oct-04-05 04:30 PM by kwassa

No joke, she has passed.

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9608/20/hemingway.suicide/

Margaux Hemingway committed suicide, coroner rules
Actress overdosed on sedative

August 20, 1996
Web posted at: 4:30 p.m. EDT

LOS ANGELES (CNN) -- The Los Angeles coroner's office has ruled the death of Margaux Hemingway a suicide, a spokesman for the office said Tuesday. She was the fifth person in her family to commit suicide.

The coroner's office concluded that the 41-year-old actress, who was found dead in her Santa Monica apartment July 1, killed herself by taking an overdose of a sedative.

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Shell Beau

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Tue Oct-04-05 02:30 PM
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3. I am pretty sure Matthew McConaughey wants me!

Edited on Tue Oct-04-05 02:36 PM by Shell Beau

How could he not? Penelope Cruz? Please...

Okay, maybe in my dreams! :P But don't we look good together? I even wore my cowboy hat for him.

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hfojvt

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Tue Oct-04-05 02:45 PM
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19. is that you

or Penelope Cruz?
What do you see in that guy anyway. Look at the size of that schnozz, and he apparently forgot to shave. Everything looks worse in black and white too.

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Shell Beau

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Tue Oct-04-05 02:49 PM
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22. No, that is me! But OMG!!!

There is NOTHING and I mean NOTHING wrong with my man. He is perfection. :loveya: He is one hottie!!!

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Beer Snob-50

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Tue Oct-04-05 03:30 PM
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32. To be honest

there ain't nothing wrong with you either!

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Shell Beau

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Tue Oct-04-05 03:31 PM
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33. Well, thanks!!!

:blush:

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Beer Snob-50

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Tue Oct-04-05 03:32 PM
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35. You are welcome.

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lcbart

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Tue Oct-04-05 02:31 PM
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4. Jessica Alba

Has a father figure thing for me.

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XNASA

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Tue Oct-04-05 02:33 PM
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R. Kelly

:scared:

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underpants

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Tue Oct-04-05 02:34 PM
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8. Ain't that a pisser?

:yoiks:

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StopTheMorans

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Tue Oct-04-05 02:34 PM
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12. wait, i thought you were over 14 years old

:shrug:

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XNASA

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Tue Oct-04-05 02:36 PM
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16. But I look very young for my age.

The awful truth is.....he lives in the next town over from me.

:scared:

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SIU_Blue

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Tue Oct-04-05 02:53 PM
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23. the girl he was with in the video

went to my high school, he used to show up for his niece's basketball games, she played for the team.

:puke:

Besides being a child molestor he is a total jackass.

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kick-ass-bob

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Tue Oct-04-05 02:33 PM
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6. all those Housewives moved onto my street!

Edited on Tue Oct-04-05 02:33 PM by kick-ass-bob

I have to beat them off with a stick.
:eyes:

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StopTheMorans

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Tue Oct-04-05 02:34 PM
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9. nice unintended euphemism

:rofl: :thumbsup:

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kick-ass-bob

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Tue Oct-04-05 02:35 PM
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14. who said it was unintended?

:crazy:

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Magrittes Pipe

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Tue Oct-04-05 02:34 PM
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11. With a stick?

What did they have to beat you off with? :shrug:

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Shell Beau

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Tue Oct-04-05 02:35 PM
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15. ....

:spank:

:P

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Blue-Jay

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Tue Oct-04-05 02:46 PM
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20. None of MY neighbors look like that.

:cry:

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Magrittes Pipe

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Tue Oct-04-05 02:47 PM
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21. What about the lady across the street?

You know, with the furniture on her lawn.

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Blue-Jay

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Tue Oct-04-05 02:53 PM
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24. She looks more like Clara Peller.

Edited on Tue Oct-04-05 02:53 PM by Blue-Jay

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Magrittes Pipe

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Tue Oct-04-05 02:55 PM
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26. Hot!

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underpants

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Tue Oct-04-05 02:33 PM
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7. Anne Heche, Jodie Foster, and Robert Downey Jr.

LONG story

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SOteric

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Tue Oct-04-05 02:34 PM
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10. Viggo Mortensen calls me every day, begging

for a little time together...

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Shakespeare

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Tue Oct-04-05 02:35 PM
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13. George Clooney has been stalking me for YEARS. n/t

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In_The_Wind

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Tue Oct-04-05 02:37 PM
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17. A really famous guy ...

he even married a look-a-like for the young Joan Alpern

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Susang

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Tue Oct-04-05 02:41 PM
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18. Jude Law won't stop calling me

I told him that I'm not interested, but the voicemails just keep coming! :grr:

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pdx_prog

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Tue Oct-04-05 02:55 PM
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25. Kirstie alley

she could really....oh, crush "on you", not "could crush you"....my mistake...

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Dan-W

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Tue Oct-04-05 02:56 PM
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27. Lainey Kazan spoke to me once....

does that count?

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terrya

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Tue Oct-04-05 03:23 PM
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28. Van Johnson has a crush on me...that old queen won't leave me alone!

He keeps calling me every night! :cry:

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redqueen

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Tue Oct-04-05 03:25 PM
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29. Johnny Depp is stalking me.

I don't have the heart to call the cops on him, so I just tolerate it.

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MN ChimpH8R

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Tue Oct-04-05 03:27 PM
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30. Lucy Liu, at least in my dreams....

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LaraMN

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Tue Oct-04-05 03:28 PM
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31. All of them.

sigh.:nopity:

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stlsaxman

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Tue Oct-04-05 03:31 PM
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34. Susan Sarandon had a crush on my sax playing...

she touched my hand and said "I really loved your sax playing"...!

I'd have asked her if she'd like to find out what my lips, tongue and fingers were really capable of, but there was this very tall, handsome man standing very closely behind her with his hand on her shoulder, smiling in agreement.

the band i was in played the cast party for "White Palace" which was filmed here.

Love me, love my sax!

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Left Is Write

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Tue Oct-04-05 03:35 PM
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36. Adrian Paul does. And Charles Shaughnessy does. And Jim O'Connor.

I know Jim O'Connor has a big, huge, enormous crush on me. I can tell.

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friesianrider

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Tue Oct-04-05 03:37 PM
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37. self-delete

Edited on Tue Oct-04-05 04:30 PM by friesianrider

err...second thoughts :)

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gmoney

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Tue Oct-04-05 04:41 PM
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48. well, I'll admit...

...I do have a bit of a crush on you, but I'm HARDLY what you would call a celebrity.

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AnarchoFreeThinker

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Tue Oct-04-05 03:39 PM
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38. Scrappy Doo. What a friggin' pain in the ass.

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gmoney

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Tue Oct-04-05 04:02 PM
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39. Fleabert has a thing for me...

I mean, it's almost embarrassing how into me the poor, deluded girl is... but she's so sweet, I hate to say anything to discourage her. It's a harmless crush that she'll outgrow, no doubt.

:rofl:

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Tue Oct-04-05 04:08 PM
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40. My dear gmoney.......

Don't you mean you have the hots for her? Hmmmm?

Seems to me that I've seen you lusting out loud for her right here in the Lounge.....

Well? *tapping foot*

:rofl:

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gmoney

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Tue Oct-04-05 04:21 PM
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45. My dear Peggy...

I'm just humoring the poor girl... playing along... boosting her ego. She's a delicate flower, you know.

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tjdee

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Tue Oct-04-05 04:11 PM
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41. None of them have said they DON'T have a crush on me!

So I'm guessing all of them.

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edbermac

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Tue Oct-04-05 04:12 PM
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42. Betty Cooper of Archie Comics fame

Ever since that time she accidently saw me getting out of the shower, she's been warm for my form...

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mvd

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Tue Oct-04-05 04:15 PM
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43. Alyssa Milano has been in a couple dreams lately

Maybe she's trying to tell me something. :P

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graywarrior

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Tue Oct-04-05 04:16 PM
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44. Bob.

He stalks me.

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Fox Mulder

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Tue Oct-04-05 04:25 PM
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46. Kirsten Dunst calls me everyday telling me she does.

:D

/dreamworld

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dolo amber

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Tue Oct-04-05 04:43 PM
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49. John Cusack wants my sex

:cry:

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Magrittes Pipe

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Tue Oct-04-05 06:12 PM
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50. Who doesn't?

:shrug:

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Tue Oct-04-05 06:57 PM
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51. jared leto

he said I looked good

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