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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 09:36 PM Original message |
Please hold for the next available operator. |
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YellowRubberDuckie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 09:37 PM Response to Original message |
1. OMG...don't you HATE that?! |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 09:39 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Your call will be answered in the order in which is was received. |
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YellowRubberDuckie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-06-05 07:41 PM Response to Reply #3 |
34. My office does that. |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 09:37 PM Response to Original message |
2. Your call is important to us. |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 09:40 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. Please. Do NOT hang up. |
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El Fuego (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 09:41 PM Response to Original message |
5. I hate your hold music! |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 09:42 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. Is it too loud? I HATE when that happens. |
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Elidor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 09:43 PM Response to Original message |
7. Mmmm, pizza! n/t |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 09:44 PM Response to Reply #7 |
8. Would you like to place an order? |
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Elidor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 09:49 PM Response to Reply #8 |
13. That would depend on what it is I'm ordering |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 09:51 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. Well, you have called Ron's Pizzaria and Tattoo Parlor - |
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Elidor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 09:53 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. I'll take an electric blue tattoo of an ankh, right over my breastbone |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 09:54 PM Response to Reply #16 |
18. sit down here |
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Elidor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 09:55 PM Response to Reply #18 |
20. LOL! Do you REALLY?!? |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 09:57 PM Response to Reply #20 |
22. hah - I edited my post because it didn't really make any sense, but |
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Elidor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 09:59 PM Response to Reply #22 |
25. Your sigline is a George Carlin, quote, IIRC |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 10:01 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. Probably. I need to change it back to my original |
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Elidor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 10:05 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. Mine quotes an unnamed Mod: |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 09:46 PM Response to Original message |
9. I've Had Those Automated "Please Hold" Messages Keep Me On Hold... |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 09:48 PM Response to Reply #9 |
11. I'm not talking to you! |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 09:55 PM Response to Reply #11 |
19. Fine! Be That Way! |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 09:46 PM Response to Original message |
10. We know your time is valuable |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 09:48 PM Response to Reply #10 |
12. Sure. Sure. Now you show up in my thread. |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 09:52 PM Response to Original message |
15. "I am a lineman for the county..." |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 09:54 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. I touched a nerve, huh? |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 09:58 PM Response to Reply #17 |
24. There was a time where I liked Glen Campbell |
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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 09:57 PM Response to Original message |
21. put your feet up and rest while you wait |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 09:58 PM Response to Reply #21 |
23. ....smoke 'em if ya got 'em..... |
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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 10:32 PM Response to Reply #23 |
30. that reminds me ... |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 10:34 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. That reminds ME: |
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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 10:59 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. My arm isn't that long ... |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 10:10 PM Response to Original message |
28. The hold music better not suck. |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 10:27 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. I'm sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed.... |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-05 11:36 PM Response to Reply #29 |
33. Oh, I'll hang up alright! |
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