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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 03:19 AM
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I am going to win the Powerball and become a freeper!

NOT

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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 03:26 AM
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1. I hardly know you, KW, but there;s no way
Edited on Thu Oct-06-05 03:27 AM by Ptah
you could pass youself as a freeper.

If you win the lottery,
I am you long lost cousin that needs less
than 2.5 million American.

Call me soon.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 03:27 AM
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2. LOL
How is 10,000? That way you will not take a tax hit!

:rofl:
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 03:28 AM
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3. I would be good with
$1,000.

Call soon.

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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 03:52 AM
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4. Come now, it takes more than money to be a freeper
You also need a complete lack of compassion for humanity and a huge stick up your a$$.
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Graf Orlok Donating Member (441 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 03:56 AM
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5. You'll need to also remove your brain.
And besides, I need to win the Powerball because I have to pay for college or I can't return next spring. :(
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Hawkeye-X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 05:24 AM
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6. Well, if I win the powerball
I'm donating 2 million dollars to DU! :D And getting Freepers a taste of their own medicine.
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