Family Gets Porn Documentary Instead Of Mormon Boy-Band DVD

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SALT LAKE CITY -- Mormon music fans thought they were getting a DVD about the squeaky clean boy band Everclean. Instead, they got "Adored: Diary of a Porn Star."

Two Utah families reported the packaging mix-up after buying DVDs at Deseret Book stores, which are owned by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS). The DVDs were pulled from the shelves.

"We will not put it back on our shelves until we're 100 percent sure it's the proper disc that goes into the packaging," said Deseret Book spokeswoman Gail Halladay.

The PG-rated "Sons of Provo" chronicles the life of an LDS boy band, Everclean.

"Adored: Diary of a Porn Star" is an unrated movie about an adult film star who reconnects with his family, said Corey Eubanks, spokesman for Wolfe Video, a distributor of films featuring gay and lesbian characters.

"It's not a porn film at all," Eubanks said. "It's just about someone who is a porn actor."

Both films hired the same Los Angeles company to make DVD copies of their movies. Somewhere in the process, "Adored" discs were packaged as "Sons of Provo."

http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/5059288/detail.html

That's Karma for ya :D

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"Mormon Boy Band"

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What if there are people who bought "Adored" and got "Sons of Provo"?
Do they have any idea what emotional scaring that might cause? Who will pay for the therapists, which unsuspecting people subjected to LDS music will surely need?

:scared:

(both watching a rented video)
Richie: It's not very sexy, is it?
Eddie: No. I must say, I expected a lot more from "The Furry Honeypot Adventure".
Richie: I think this is for kids you know Eddie. I think those Hussein brothers saw you coming again. Well, what else did you get?
Eddie: "Big Jugs"
(laughs)
Richie: "Big Jugs"! All right!
(reads box)
Richie: "A history of pottery in the nineteenth century." Anything else?
Eddie: Well this one's a sure-fire hit. Look. "Swedish Lesbians in Blackcurrant Jam".
Richie: Yabba-dabba-doo!
(reads)
Richie: No Eddie, it's "Swedish Legends in Blackcurrant Jam Making."
Eddie: Aw, come on, it's got to be dirty, it says "Swedish"!

Bwwaahhahahahaahh!!

That is the LAMEST name for a band I have ever heard. Everclean? Oh my goodness!

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Everclear??? Oh, wait, no, that's not right...:freak:

so they bought them cheap. So there's Everclean, Everwood, forEver. I guess they bought three Evers unless they bought them by the ton in which case we'll be seeing Ever forever.

Hiroshima's favorite since 1945!!!

Try the search command sweetie - I posted it yesterday around 3pm

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4106248&mesg_id=4106248

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you should be ashamed :D

so there!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

what the fuck could they possibly sing about?

"Once upon a time, there was a guy in New York state
he dug up a bunch of gold plates out of a hill
he wore some goggles and translated them from middle Egyptian
he was a badass mutha..."

"JOSEPH SMITH, JOSEPH SMITH
JOSEPH SMITH, JOSEPH SMITH"

Rock over Deseret, Rock on Provo...

Holy Frustration

I want to touch you
but I can't. I won't.
I want you to touch me
but you can't. You won't.
I want to touch me
but I can't. I won't.

Holy frustration...
not gonna give in
Holy frustration...
not gonna give in.

Chastity is more than
Cher's child.
No sexual thoughts or deeds
not gonna give in.
Gonna keep living in
Holy frustation.

on edit: As featured on the CD "Repressed S-E-X-U-A-L-I-T-Y"

No lighters 'cause, DUH, nobody smokes <wink>. Can't do the devil's horns "Rock On" hand gesture. Picture the mosh pit...

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what the fuck could they possibly sing about?

<<<Both films hired the same Los Angeles company to make DVD copies of their movies. Somewhere in the process, "Adored" discs were packaged as "Sons of Provo.">>>

Mormons everywhere will get the shock of their life!!!!

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DVD is.

I'm still jerking off, dammit!!!

:rofl:

“Diddly Wack Mack Mormon Daddy”!?

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In truth though, you HAVE to see the website...
http://sonsofprovo.com/

Did you know that Ever Clear is also a premium clumping cat litter?
http://www.everclean.com

It just doesn't get any whiter than that.