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OnionPatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 08:55 AM
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Great Bush Joke
This joke started my day out with a good laugh........

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 08:58 AM
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1. .....
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:00 AM
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2. Maybe someone can tell this joke in another language
Since we've seen this plenty of times in English.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:02 AM
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3. No!!!!!!

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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:03 AM
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4. I NEVER get tired of this joke.
:hi:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:16 AM
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7. Hi JJ!
:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:25 AM
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11. Hi puddin'!
:hi: :hug:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:11 AM
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5. Why do you hate Baby Jesus?
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OnionPatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:12 AM
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6. Oh well excuse me
I don't hang out online 24/7 so I hadn't seen this before.

Geez....I'm online at DU a lot, too. Maybe you guys need a break.
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:16 AM
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8. There was a post listing all the threads with this joke
it had 25 links on DU for this joke.

That was the day where it was told 25 more times (you know how the lounge is)

:D
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charlie and algernon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:19 AM
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9. thud! *head slams against desk*
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:22 AM
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10. This joke is timeless.
But we still haven't figured out how many a brazillion is....

So, how many is it? :shrug:
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:28 AM
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12. Dammit, not this f**king joke again.
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