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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:22 AM
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Edited on Thu Oct-06-05 09:37 AM by kick-ass-bob
Former thread title: I need help.



Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazilian?"



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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:28 AM
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1. bob?
:banghead:
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:29 AM
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2. I told you I needed help.
:cry::cry:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:30 AM
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4. i had no idea it had reached such epic proportions
:hug:
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:33 AM
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10. yes. first, I miss Lost, and now this.
I think I am having a nervous breakdown.

:crazy:
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:43 AM
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20. pandemic? epidemic? epitome? epicicac?
who in hell came up with a name like EPICAC?

Sounds like a cat throwing up.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 10:01 AM
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22. wow.
stream of consciousness gone wild! :)
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 10:09 AM
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23. welcome to my world. you missed my extolling the virtues of my damn
dogs.

I really, really need to get out of the house.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 10:11 AM
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24. awwww....
:hug:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:37 AM
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15. Hi progmom!
:hug: :hug: :hug:

I think I am immune to this joke now. :)
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:41 AM
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17. hello, beautiful man
:loveya:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 12:19 PM
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25. *blush* Why, progmom
I luuurveses you back! :loveya:
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:30 AM
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3. Is there no way to hide from this joke?
:hide:
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:31 AM
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6. No. It has become part of DU lore forever.
I can't wait for someone outside of DU to tell it to me.
Then someone may actually SEE someone else's head explode.
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:33 AM
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12. Oh man, that must be quite a disturbing spectacle. nt
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ContraBass Black Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:38 AM
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16. I first heard it from outside DU last week.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:31 AM
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5. Yes, you do.
Seek PROFESSIONAL help!

:P
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imperialismispasse Donating Member (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:31 AM
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7. Every time I see this joke now I post this
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:32 AM
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8. Does this mean you aren't going to help me?
:cry:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:32 AM
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9. Wow. I can't believe I am going to say this.
I wish I were still a mod.


:hide:
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:33 AM
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11. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
:cry:
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:37 AM
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13. Too late... I already clicked.
*heavy sigh*
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:37 AM
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14. Maybe if someone were to do a "The Aristocrats" type of movie....
Edited on Thu Oct-06-05 09:37 AM by terrya
with this joke. :shrug:
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:42 AM
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18. EMAIL this to EVERYONE you know.
*cough*
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:43 AM
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19. Maybe we should PM it to all of DU.
:hide:
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 09:44 AM
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21. oooo I DARE YOU.
I double, triple, quadruple BRAZILIAN dare you.
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