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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 10:58 AM
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How to insult somebody with Calculus
Edited on Thu Oct-06-05 11:37 AM by Commie Pinko Dirtbag
       s
u = 2a∫x dx
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 11:23 AM
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1. u equals s-squared?
I don't get it. Maybe my math is wrong. I have a hard time doing calc without paper...
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 11:37 AM
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2. Ooops. Corrected. (nt)
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aePrime Donating Member (676 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 12:04 PM
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3. Hey!
Some people.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 12:58 PM
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5. I didn't mean u
You're a math geek, and math geeks are cool by definition.
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aePrime Donating Member (676 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 02:58 PM
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10. I, of course, wasn't REALLY offended.
:D
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Democrats_win Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 12:07 PM
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4. That's a good one.
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 01:22 PM
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6. LOL. Good one! Ha ha ha ha!
:rofl:
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Mad_Dem_X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 02:41 PM
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7. Can you explain it to us non-geeks please? nt
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 02:42 PM
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8. It's not for the profane.
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slutticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 02:58 PM
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11. Geeks?
The ability to do a simple integral does not make one a geek.

BUT...to actually sit here and do the calculation...and then laugh about it....THAT makes me a geek. :D
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 03:01 PM
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13. OK...
The integral, when solved, becomes s²/2

Therefore u = as²

Or u = ass
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slutticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 02:57 PM
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9. LOL!
Edited on Thu Oct-06-05 02:59 PM by slutticus
See....calculus is useful...
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 02:59 PM
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12. Locking.
No sex threads.
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Splatter Phoenix Donating Member (626 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 03:01 PM
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14. ...You .... equals two ass .... no ... sucks ....d-- oh my GOD.
If that's what I think it is, you deserve to be smacked.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 03:35 PM
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15. LOL! That's pretty good!
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 04:17 PM
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16. Oh. My. God.
:o
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 04:19 PM
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17. I prefer algebra.
4Q
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nemo137 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 05:18 PM
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18. I'm going to put that on my calc midterm if i blank on any answers tomorro
I'm sure my TA will appreciate that.
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