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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 12:40 PM
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Great new joke I just know you haven't heard!!!
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying:

"Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in conflict in Iraq"

"OH NO!" the President exclaims, ashen faced, "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at his display of emotion, nervously watching as

Bush sits, head in hands. Finally the President looks up and asks,

"How many is a brazillion? More than a million right?"

:hide:

Sorry, I haven't been on the Brazilian bandwagon yet
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 12:41 PM
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1. I clicked on this thread thinking "LynneSin won't let us down!"
Sigh. :(
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 12:42 PM
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4. I'm sorry hun, I felt I wasn't living up to lounge standards
:pals:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 12:42 PM
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5. You needed to get down with the worst of us
I can see that. :pals:
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 12:41 PM
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2. GAH!
:shakesfist:
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 12:42 PM
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3. HEZBOLLAH!
RL
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 12:43 PM
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6. How did you raise the dead?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4111007
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 12:43 PM
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7. I knew your obituary was premature
I didn't think we'd seen the last of this dude.
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 12:44 PM
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8. just because you bastards didn't keep it kicked.
x(


:P :hi:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 12:45 PM
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9. this is what you get for picking on my state of Delaware
:D
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 12:46 PM
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11. HEY! It's been at least a
week since I picked on Delaware.
I didn't even make fun of your state flag!
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Democrats_win Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 12:45 PM
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10. Deja Vu a Brazillion times.
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 12:47 PM
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12. Come here. I have a present for you. You'll like it.
:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 12:47 PM
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13. Die.
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caty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 12:49 PM
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14. >>>>
;( :evilfrown: :mad: :wtf: :argh: :spank: :grr: :thumbsdown: :banghead:
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 12:51 PM
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15. Boo on your chicanery! Trickster! Huckster! Foul! Foul!
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 12:54 PM
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16. Lynne, it's pretty bad when Beaker gets on your case.
:scared:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 12:55 PM
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17. Robert Plant can kick Beaker's butt
so there!
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 01:12 PM
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19. LOL...
meep meep.
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 01:07 PM
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18. AAAAGGGHHHH!!!!
I thought we buried this joke!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 01:16 PM
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20. It's the joke that will NEVER EVER DIE
:shrug:
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 01:48 PM
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21. You rascal
Edited on Thu Oct-06-05 01:50 PM by SoCalDem
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 01:49 PM
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22. *ahem*
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4107518#4107793

Chicken or turkey? :P
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 01:52 PM
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23. YAAAAY!
:bounce::bounce::bounce:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 02:25 PM
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24. Are you stalking my threads
I just know it!!!

:cry:
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 02:27 PM
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25. ROFLMAO
:applause: :applause: :applause: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 02:29 PM
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26. I'll see about warming up some tar.
Or should we use roofing mastic?
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 02:30 PM
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27. curses...foiled again
:nuke:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 02:53 PM
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28. I don't get it
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 02:54 PM
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29. ...
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