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Beaverhausen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 04:14 PM
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Letterman's Top Ten Signs Bush Is Drinking Again
Top Ten Signs Bush Is Drinking Again


10. "Begins every speech with, 'Dude, I'm so hungover'"

9. "Welcomed John Roberts with awkward, lingering hug"

8. "During recent speech, coughed up a swizzle stick"

7. "Now spells his name 'B-U-S-C-H'"

6. "Appointed Michael Brown head of Zima"

5. "He's been pronouncing words correctly"

4. "Next Supreme Court nominee: Johnny Walker Black"

3. "He's been asking Clinton for 'That hefty girl's telephone number'"

2. "Even the twins are urging him to slow down"

1. "Called a cabinet meeting to discuss 'Laura's dynamite ass'"
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 04:16 PM
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1. Hahahahahahahaha!!
Edited on Thu Oct-06-05 04:16 PM by terrya
Love the Top Ten Lists!

I especially liked #6

:-)
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 04:20 PM
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2. #3 reminds me of a sign I saw in DC
said: IRAQ is Bush's Blue Dress



and on the back it said: Try Matriarchy
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 04:21 PM
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3. hee hee......#5
Jon Stewart is at Dave's place tonight.....:woohoo:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 04:26 PM
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4. Letterman forgot one.
The shit-eating grin while he was fishing down Mississippi way ...
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 04:27 PM
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5. One of the best lists I've seen in a long time! #4 was...
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 04:28 PM
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6. Hahahahahaha!
My fav was #2, "Even the twins are urging him to slow down."

:rofl:
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