So... What do we do with all the "excess" freepers after we take over?

I was thinking along the lines of Jonathan Swift, but given what they eat that might not be healthy...

Ideas?

"Ooffffffff with theyuh HEADS!"

Nah, that would never work. No heads.

A church 'round hereabouts, instead of sanctifying "the Debbil's Night" with the traditional haunted house, is having a "judgment house." You can imagine what that implies. Snakes. Floor-writhing. Imitation strychnine. Speaking in tongues.

Anyway, it got me to thinking. America is such a seething cesspool of liberal filth for these benighted, dead-from-the-neck-up suckers, Hell itself must be just like America for them.

So maybe, Ben, the answer to your question is to simply leave them be, with the exception that they be constantly surrounded by tolerant people, gay people, straight people, good schools, responsive government, clean air, clean water, safe neighborhoods and plenty of good, progressive people to remind them that this is their HELLLLLLLL!

Bwahahahahahahaahaha!

:evilgrin:

As is widely known, you can only kill Zombies by shooting them through the brain.

A freeper Zombie would present no target.

Bad humour, I know, I'm sorry.

popped into my mind when I read this post was "Soylent Green". I must have gotten some ESP vibes from you.:think:

Just sayin'

:evilgrin:

Especially in these times of problems with foreign oil supplies.

And I suspect Jerry Foulwill could burn for a couple hours....

:evilgrin:

Well... lets save him for Times Square, New Years Eve.

Of course, there's the occasional skinny one. What do we do then?

We could smear them with peanut butter and roll them in birdseed and put them out for the birds to take care of.

Might not be good for the birds eggshell thickness.

and stake 'em on a fire ant hill?

I just want them to grow up and get out of politics, maybe get a hobby. Raising beetles perhaps. Model airplanes. Something healthy.

Because our basic decency can't help but come out.

Thanks, RandomKoolZip.

You're what we're fighting for. Sincerely.

:toast:

For the more gifted ones, spell.

Doing things like packaging nuts and bolts in little baggies for u-assemble patio furniture?

Ain't we just decent?

:grouphug:

KUMBAYA

Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya

Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbayah

Someone's laughing, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's laughing, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's laughing, Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya

Someone's crying, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying, Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya

Someone's praying, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's praying, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's praying, Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya

Someone's sleeping, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's sleeping, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's sleeping, Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya

mailing bricks to Ben, kumbaya!

"Stop it, Spock! Stop it!"

:evilgrin:

Post-paid.

if you'll knock off the kumbyahs. :evilgrin:

I've got beer I've gotta keep down, fercryinoutloud!

It is fun to see egg on their faces.

and educate the few bright ones until they become liberals! :evilgrin:

Tucker

after the elephants!

http://www.sparkpod.com.nyud.net:8090/blogFiles/1000137/20040205190051966/elephant_shit.jpg

I picture a new series here.

Neo-Cons get a parcel of land somewhere quiet and uninhabited where they can establish their ultimate corporate theocracy.

Obviously there would be no taxes and no social security structure. They'd have to build everything themselves and pay for any imported goods such as water. They think their government type is best? Here's their chance to prove it to millions of viewers.

(Note: Series not expected to last more than two weeks)

:evilgrin:

They're capitalists. We can sell them guns & ammo.

And we can sell them cheap, foreign-made guns and inferior ammo at full price...

:shrug:

That could get ugly.

:shrug:


:hi:

How does our garden grow?

:D

just for the newbie callers. Force them to use a foreign accent and change their name to something evil, so they're easy to identify.