Why doesn't 'Texan' Bush ride horses?
Deep13
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Tue Oct-11-05 12:55 PM
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Poll question: Why doesn't 'Texan' Bush ride horses?
Reagan never missed a chance to show off being a western tough guy from a saddle. Bush never rides them despite living on a ranch. Why not?
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Tue Oct-11-05 12:56 PM
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1. Ummm...maybe because he's
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Tue Oct-11-05 12:59 PM
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3. Well, that's why I used the quotes.
Just like when I write the phrase "president" Bush.
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Tue Oct-11-05 12:56 PM
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2. He doesn't want to be seen with another who is smarter than he is.
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Tue Oct-11-05 12:59 PM
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4. Other: horses can sense evil... they'll buck him off!
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Tue Oct-11-05 01:15 PM
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5. I actually read somewhere that he is afraid of them, no lie. Don't
know if it is true, but would be funny if the article was true.
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Tue Oct-11-05 01:18 PM
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6. Because real men don't ride sidesaddle
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Tue Oct-11-05 01:29 PM
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7. Because they're very fast and look like they could strike at any moment
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Tue Oct-11-05 01:36 PM
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8. Does he have any cattle on that "ranch?" They have a saying in
Texas that man is "All hat and no cattle." Meaning he's a pretender.
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Tue Oct-11-05 02:04 PM
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9. Well, duh, horses don't come with training wheels.
And it does take a certain amount of balance to be a good rider.
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Tue Oct-11-05 02:05 PM
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10. Knees ruined, but not from kissing corporate ass.
It's from sucking corporate d**k.
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Tue Oct-11-05 02:08 PM
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11. That explains his TMJ problem.
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Tue Oct-11-05 02:20 PM
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13. Exactly--it's not cokejaw that's making his face go all funny.
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Tue Oct-11-05 02:09 PM
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12. You put stress onth knees when you mount and dismount...
two moves. If you ride a bike, you are stressing your knees with every down andupstroke while pedalling. Hummm convenient excuse for president prissy?
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Tue Oct-11-05 02:21 PM
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14. What was Laura's joke about *?
That he had tried to milk a male horse. Its no wonder the horses won't let him near them!!
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Tue Oct-11-05 02:46 PM
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:kick: <--- a horse Bush will not ride.
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Tue Oct-11-05 03:42 PM
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16. 'Cuz horses got standards, partner. n/t
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Tue Oct-11-05 03:45 PM
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17. The dumb ass can't walk & chew gum!
I mean he wrecked a fucking segueway! He wrecked a bike! He wrecked a car! He wrecked the economy! He's a walking disaster waiting to happen! He can't even sit & eat a pretzel!
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Tue Oct-11-05 03:56 PM
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18. He prefers to milk them
at least, thats what Laura says.
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