I'm sexing up all the shut-down threads...

From this:
"Sorry. It has really gotten out of hand here, and has become very creepy. If you are trying to get your jollies, this is not the place to do it. Try AOL or something.

I do not have a problem with mature discussions of topics relating to human sexuality. But when you are engaging in detailed discussion of specific sex acts, or asking for others to email you details of kinky sexual experiences, then we have gone too far. DU does not exist so members can troll for cheap thrills.

I am sorry. I hope you understand."

To this:

The vile nature of some of the sexually oriented threads has forced us to acquire a little muscle by the name of Guido.

Next unbelievably raunchy post that belongs on a triple-x live action board rather than DU will get to meet Guido on a very personal level. I assure you, that is a bad thing.

Hear me well or meet Guido.





So far that's the only shut down thread I've found. :evilgrin:

Which little muscle? :spank:

And yet *yours* got me going.... that says something about me.... and I don't think I want to know what it is!

Edit: I really like seeing this at the top!

We went overboard for a few days and beat the poor thing to death.

Let it lie....

The Admins and Mods might relent later when we can "responsibly" do it again, but I have to respect their judgement and experience in this matter.

At least the last few threads, and now it's all disappeared into the archives!!

'Little Pilgrim' but if you'd rather call him 'Guido', well, okay by me.

dP

Don't forget your rubbers.

And become masters of the double entendre.

That's one reason why Sienfeld was so great
("master of your domain") and Mae West
("is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?").
Because they had to be extra clever to get away with it.

It will only elevate the level of discourse here.

:evilgrin:

Mwaa haa haaaa...