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Edited on Sat Nov-15-03 10:52 PM by ih8thegop
Jim Tressel will only dress 22 players for the upcoming battle against Michigan. He said the rest can dress themselves.
Q: How many Ohio State students does it take to change a tire? A: Only one, but he gets four hours credit and it counts as a lab science.
Q: Why do Ohio State graduates hang their diplomas from their rear view mirror? A: To justify their handicap parking.
A Michigan student and an Ohio State student are both using the men's room. When they finish their business, the Michigan student heads for the door, while the Ohio State student heads for the sink. The Ohio dude calls to the Wolverine, "At Ohio State, they teach us to wash our hands after going to the bathroom." The Michigan guy replies, "At Michigan, they teach us not to pee on our hands."
Q: Why doesn't Ohio State have ice on their sidelines during games? A: The guy with the recipe graduated.
Q: 3 OSU players are in a car. Who is driving? A: A police officer.
Q: What is the only sign of intelligent life in Ohio? A: The highway sign that says "Ann Arbor, 145 miles".
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