Women only like jerks and not nice guys like me!

I sit here, moping and bitching, writing defiant manifestos about the injustices of the opposite gender, and somehow during all that I have not managed to get a date. Since I am nice, and I have no date, clearly women find all nice guys unattractive. Since I have heard and read of many relationships that ended as the result of the male's behavior, clearly women are attracted to jerks. In conclusion, my lack of a date must be all the opposite gender's fault. Objectively, because I feel I am "nice" and have done nothing offensive, the fault all lies with you. How will you all sleep at night bearing the terrible burden of responsibility for my lack of romantic success? The cosmic tragedy of it all!

x(

If I were a woman, I indeed wouldn't be able to sleep with this terrible, terrible burden. Instead, I would be looking for a way, any way, to make it up to you.

We only start out liking jerks...then we realize how much better we are with the nice guys and we live happily ever after. :hug:

And I prefer the lyrical masterworks of one Donald Henley. x(

In a New York minute...everything can change...

It makes me wet! :D

:rofl:

and then, perhaps, move on to "Jump."

(Sorry to be so vulgar. Really, I am. Just couldn't resist posting that, as if Van Halen lyrics are bedroom material. :D )

:popcorn: Oh this is going to get good.

:popcorn:

I'm laughing too hard to be annoyed!

:rofl:

.... so even though your post is T-I-C, it's really true too.

Jerks are more fun than nice guys. Learn to be a fun nice guy and you're in :)

it would help if you were rich or good looking. Clearly you are neither. Unfortunately there seem to be alot of guys out there who are richer than I, better looking than I, and probably just about as nice.

That bastion of truth, Napoleon Dynamite, put it perfectly when describing what women like.

Skills. Being funny, dressing nice, fixing stuff, playing an instrument.... nice is overrrated. :silly:

Also, since you're a guy, you're probably thinking you're a lot nicer than you actually are. :evilgrin:

Now is not the time to play the blame game. :D

did you ever get a repsonse to your beatdown of the alternative music snobs?

I forget where that thread was--and it was great!!! :D

Funny you ask, because I completely forgot about it, then about a week ago dug it up just to check....but no response.

Oh well, it was fun for me at least, and you too I guess! :D

Stuff that back in its memory hole and pour cement over it.

I'm a nice guy, women generally aren't interested in me.. however, I'm generally not interested in them either.
In fact I realized something the other day, the real reason I'm single, is, besides the cute waitress, I haven't met any women I'm interested in in like, YEARS.
I just don't care

Psst. This is sarcasm, too :D

I wear my hair differently.

x(

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:P

:beg:

I tried it all through junior high.