Crazy, Thoughtless Names Celebrities Give Their Children

Nicholas Cage = Kal-el
Frank Zappa = Dweezil and Moon Unit, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan and Diva
Sylvester Stallone = Sage Moonblood and Sistine Rose
John Cougar Mellencamp = Speck Wildhorse
Gwyneth Paltrow = Apple
Christie Brinkley = Sailor
Demi Moore and Bruce Willis = Rumer Glenn, Scout LaRue and Tallulah Belle
Michael Hutchence of INXS = Hiraani Tiger Lily
Bob Geldof = Fifi Trixabelle
Rob Morrow = Tu Morrow
Julia Roberts = Phinneas and Hazel
Jason Lee = Pilot Inspektor
Shannyn Sossamon = Audio Science
Courteney Cox Arquette and David Arquette = Coco
John Travolta and Kelly Preston = Jett
Keith Richards = Dandelion (she legally changed her name to Angela)
Toni Braxton = Denim and Diezel
Billy Ray Cyrus = Destiny Hope
Ginuwine = Dream and Story
Vanilla Ice = Dusty Rain
Belinda Carlisle = Dukey
Lil Mo (Singer) = God'isslove and Heaven
Martina McBride = Googa
Kenny Loggins = Hana Aluna
Macy Gray = Happy
The Game (Rapper) = Harlem
Master P (Rapper and Hip Hop Mogul) = Romeo, Hercy, Vercy and Mercy
Nelly = Horse
Jermaine Jackson = Jaafar and Jermajesty
T.I. (Rapper) Messiah Ya'Majesty and Domani Uriah
Bono = Memphis Eve
John Tesh = Prima Sellechia
Erykah Badu = Puma and Seven
Marilyn Manson = Suicideika (not sure if this one is true, maybe a rumor)
Shakira = Weeah Samoryia Chilinto
Sean Penn = Hopper

Who, I belive, changed his name to Joe Jones.

EDIT: "Aka Duncan/Joey Zowie Heywood Jones. David and Angela Bowie's only son born 30 May 1971. Some sources mistakenly report his birthday as being the 28th May 1971. The name Zowie is a male derivative of Zoe, the Greek word for "life.""


Found this on some website, so it must be true.

That is just wrong - hahahaha!!!

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But, yeah, methinks they're not working with a full deck of cards either...

And give Rob Morrow props for his shout out to Fred Rogers: Tu Morrow. :rofl:

those poor kids.... those nut-job parents...

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I couldn't sleep that night, so that's how I killed some time (and probably a few brain cells as well) ROFL!!!

You go with your bad self...

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and Grace Slick = god, IIRC

She just said that when a reporter asked her. Her daughter's real name is China.

but I was in a hurry and shouldn't have been posting at the time anyway...:P

during Haight-Ashbury. There were alot of Free's, Peace's, Charity's, etc. during the 60's

At age 8, the kids would get one idea.

At age 21, I don't want to know what they'd think! :wow:

giving their kids normal names? Gotta be unique? This is so dumb.

God forbid a child of theirs may have a perfectly ordinary name. I think it borders on child abuse.

Jermajesty? Audio Science? Jeez, poor kids.

I kind of like "Audio Science."

Yeah, I'm a geek.

I like it too

she openly lets him use her song about a woman burning down a house to get out of an abusive relationship with an alcoholic as his theme song (get your head around that one and get back to me).

Googa??

She came here and did a Christmas show. She is very talented. Too bad she's not as bright!

She has children named Delaney, Emma, and Ava.

It makes me puke, however, that her song is Hannity's theme song.

(if ones that haven't been used in a century), so I'll give Julia Roberts a pass.

I think the full name of Michael Hutchence's daughter is Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily. "Hiraani" isn't bad, even though I've never heard it and it could mean "used whitewall tires" for all I know. Lily is fine. The rest is a bit much.

I'm OK with names from non-American cultures (hell, my BF's daughter's name is long and Welsh and virtually unpronounceable in English, but it's still pretty and she thankfully has an easy nickname) -- so Jaafar is fine. Jermajesty is not.

Demi and Bruce's names are more cutesy-pretentious than outright bad. I kind of like "Tallulah Belle."

And why Belinda Carlisle would give her child a homophone for a synonym of poo is beyond me.

Maybe they're big fans of Tallulah Bankhead.

I hope they named the child for that; it would be kinda like "Shenandoah," which I think is the prettiest word in any language. Native American languages have some amazingly beautiful words...

Then I found out they named her after Rumer Godden, the British authoress who wrote "In This House of Brede" and "Black Narcissus."

So I'll forgive them that one too.
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Apparently, it's true....poor kid!

They are not bizarre names, they're just old-fashioned names. I always loved my great-grandfather's name of Archibald and said if I ever had a boy I would name him Archibald Joseph (he could be called AJ if he wanted).

Very old fashioned names. She gave her children a sense of history and the past instead of picking something common and cutesy. Those are proud names that they will grow into as they get older.
My first and middle name are both rather old names (and unusual in the US). I hated them as a child but have grown into them. As an adult I am complimented on my first name as being beautiful, exotic and unusual. I went by my middle name for two years as a way to come to terms w/ what my parents had named me. I'm at peace w/ them both now and have accepted that I am not the kind of person who could have a popular name (I was almost Amber Rose and before that I was almost Brandi).
I also gave my daughter old names for her first and middle name. One is more popular than the other (her first name) but it's biggest peak in the US was in the early part of the 20th century(according to SS records).
I love older names.

As in "Moxie Crimefighter Jillette."

I can't make this stuff up, either.

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It wasn't her given name, of course, but everyone called her Happy.

his real name was Horatio

Which are kind of cute.

kids 'unnnnnhhhh'

/hates MasterP

Good thing Love is rich enough to send "Dru" to private schools. HE would be in trouble at the scools I went to.

George, George, Georgia, and George.

That's just foolish LOL.

Messiah Ya'Majesty ???????????? :wow: That's criminal.

Who named their two daughters Pepper and Speara.

I shit you not.


In any case, a few of these names are actually pretty cool. What's wrong with Sage (the Moonblood parts silly, but that's what middle names are for)? Or Jett? Or Hana?


If I have a son, I'm not sure what his first name would be. Probably Dylan, after the man himself. But his middle name will definitely by Danger.
That way, he can honestly say "Danger is my middle name."
He'll hate it when he's young, but he'll thank me once he's old enough tochase after girls :evilgrin:

Please say it ain't so, Pepper and Speara Minte...that's just wrong!

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Yes, and if anyone hassles him about it, he can say "It's actually d'Anger!" (It's a FAMILY name!)

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I don't think these names belong on the list. They're actually near-normal.

Oh man...Speck Wildhorse???

Is that even a boy's or a girl's name?

was named Speck Mellencamp.

Now that you put it that way it doesn't sound that bad.

I immediately thought of Pee Wee Herman's dog.

I guess most of their parents are so rich or famous, the kids will never have to send in an application for a job. It's unfortunate, but people's resumes get rejected just on the applicants name.

My parents gave me 5 names. They stopped at five instead of using the full seven they intended to name me because the birth certificate wouldn't hold all seven. I have to pick a few names and nothing matches. My driver's license and my social secirity card, my high school diploma and my college diplomas all have different variations of the same name. I can't get anyone to undertand that I didn't choose all these names, I was trapped with them. I only like one of them too. So it's doubly hard when my first name is not only spelled wrong, but sounds icky either way to me. I get tired of hearing it to be honest.

If you ever decide to lead a life of crime, you'll have several aliases at your disposal.

memorable. People constantly ask me how to pronounce my name. These name s are all regular names, but spelled funny.

No comment.:eyes:

And where did you get the idea that Martina McBride has a child named Googa? Her daughters are Delaney, Emma and Ava.

Why would you assume these names are "thoughtless"? I'd guess most of these people put a lot of thought into the names and that perhaps they have meaning we don't know.

I would NOT want to saddle my kid with names that aren't typically names, but I try not to belittle people who do.

but someone's child's name is Reign Beau(rainbow). I can't make this up.

Some of the other ones are nice as well. Others? Well, I dunno, I can't even pronounce some.

I'm an administrator in a school and we have some very unique names come our way every year. Just this year we have Miracle of God Amen. We also have had Six Toes and his brother Twelve Toes. There are plenty more that make some of these names seem tame.

thought better of it. I remember my mom saying, "Oh, that poor child".

from Spinal Tap

Darl McBride had to go through in school? No wonder he turned into such a culo at The SCO Group.

It's all about mommie or daddie. Watch "Postcards from the Edge" sometime and you'll see.

Yippee....my 1000th post!

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