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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 12:20 AM
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Kan U Spel?
I Kant

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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 12:32 AM
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1. Me Neether
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 12:36 AM
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2. Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Shopenauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as schloshed as Schlegel

There's nothin' Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raisin' of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away
half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a beggar for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am"

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed
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