"He's a judge now, every 4th of July he shoots out my porch light"

M*A*S*H* quotes GO!

Whew boy, better keep the brass monkeys in TONIGHT!

BOOM!

The CIA has it's own bombs?!?!?!?

I want foxholes there, there, there and there -- each one smartly dug. The kind of hole a man can throw himself into with pride.

The man is trying to be dull. Go ahead, Frank, dull away.

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It's Frank's birthday, I wonder how old he is. Let's saw him in half tonight and count his rings.

I am going to name my first wife after him.

WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEE :D

This is the last darn sock I darn until the war is over.

"......I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun......

i know i know. i REALLY need a life :P

and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions

i'll stop now :spank:

...I'll stich their wounds. I'll even heal their wounds, BUT I WILL NOT INFLICT THEIR WOUNDS!"

Same episode I think.

I grew up in TOledo, OH. MASH was a religion in Toledo.

"What would happen if they threw a war and nobody came?"

( I don't have any graphics. I feel so left out. )

you'll find us completely crazy and loveable at the same time here

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I really enjoyed the movie but the TV show was just too campy for me. I know it tried to address some serious social issues but it just fell short when compared to the movie.

you are pregnant

HELP! I CAN'T STOP MYSELF!!

theres more i think but its been a while (sorry, just HAD to throw one in from Charles)

:D

Last year mother dying sister pregnant....father dying mother pregnant....sister pregnant father dying....half of family is dying other half pregnant.....

Not an exact quote but that was the gist of it.

Attention. Major Houlihan, your chest x-rays are ready and they really came out beautiful.

http://4077th_mash_1.tripod.com/radar_quotes.htm

Testing, tes...1,2,3. Testing, 1, 2. Radar here, uh..there's nobody on the radio now except 'Seoul City' Sue so I figured I'd keep you entertained by reading you a letter from my mom. Here it goes. Dear Son, I got your lovely letter. You certainly asked a lot of questions. About the car, you may. About Jennifer next door, yes. About Eleanor Simon, she did once or twice but not too much. About your uncle Albert, uh no on drinking, yes on AA. About the dog Leon, three times in the bedroom, once under the washer, and twice on the cat. Testing, testing. About the cat, we don't have one anymore. About your cousin Ernie, he's in the...(explosion) Oh! Oh! Here we go again! Watch out! -- Radar over PA

Classic Army stuff there

Corporal Klinger. I'm section 8, head to toe. I'm wearing a warner bra. I play with dolls. My last wish is to be buried in my mother's wedding gown. I'm nuts. I should be out!

...and here...and here...and here. Now sign here to indicate the you initialed instead of signing."

Henry: Boy, I wish I knew what was going on.
Radar: I'll tell you later, sir.
Henry: You always say that, Radar, but you never do.

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This was a great war, 'till you guys showed up

Don't play dumb with me, you're not as good at it as I am.

:bounce:

LOVE colonel Flagg

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B.J.: or we could just drop an atomic bomb on them..
Flagg: Don't try making friends with me!

Klinger: Colonel, if you can hear me, knock three times! If you can't, knock twice! (Two knocks are heard) Oh Lord, he's dead!

Due to circumstances beyond our control, lunch will be served today

Since there are no casualties again today, tonight's midnight movie will be seen at nine o'clock this morning. Also, midnight will be cancelled.

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Due to the number of people bored last Sunday, next Sunday will be canceled

...and we got a dupe this clsoe together?

C'mon Guys!!!!!!!!!!!

:)

Igor: I'm gonna go where people don't yell at me when I put the food down in front of 'em. I'm gonna be a pig farmer!
Rizzo: Whaddya mean 'gonna be'?

Igor and Rizzo quotes?

and i thought *I* was the only TRUE "MASH NUT" :P

The link is up there somewhere

lol

and here i am straining to remember episodes :D

It hink he was on the show the whole time.

Played by Jeff Maxwell, THAT is from memory and I have no idea why I committed that to memory. Maxwell has to be the answer to a great trivia question, he was on a series for X years as the same character and no one knows who it is and who he played.

I know the show was about the officers (and Radar and later Klinger) but I always loved Klinger and Rizzo and Zale talking smack just like regular enlisted people.

Radar is lip reading as Hawkeye and Burns are discussing Hotlips.

Blake: "So? What are they saying?"

Radar: "They're discussing anatomy, Sir."

..."I am the wind! No one sees me leave" Everyone closes their eyes you hear a crash and a scream as COL Flag leaps out the window. Hawkeye looks out and proclaims "I think "the Wind" just broke it's leg."

"Commander CENTCOM. COL Henry Blakes plane...was shot down...over the sea of Japan....it spun in...there were no survivors."

never cried over a sitcom until that episode x(

From everythign I've heard they didn't tell the cast about it either. All the tears and reaction you see is unscripted and honest.

;-)

I was depressed for days after that last episode.

Why did they have to kill the musicians?

Henry and General Clayton are on the phone discussing the nun Sister Theresa.

General:Henry, I am calling about Sister Theresa..
Henry:Oh,General, I didn't know you have a sister
General:SHE'S A NUN!!
Henry:You must be very proud of her, sir.

Colonel Flagg: You took a red Commie before a white American and that is pret-ty Pinko

Hawkeye: You're even boring in technicolor




I also love this one, when Hawkeye was with a girl and he's trying to ingore Radar, who is trying to get Hawkeye's attention:

Radar: Hawk, Hawk

Hawkey: That's Radar; he always hawks like that

..."Shhh, tha's my wife. She always hawks like that. Yes Dear?"