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trogdor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 12:03 PM
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Snappy comeback contest #1
Your mission: to come up with the snappiest answer to the following freepoid question in ten words or less:

Why do you hate America?


My snappy answer: Because they let retards like you reproduce.

Come on, people. Don't let this fade into the sunset. I'm not the only one looking for answers that make freepers' heads explode.
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 12:04 PM
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1. Why do you hate thinking? n/t
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trogdor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 12:04 PM
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2. Good one!
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cssmall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:14 PM
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3. Wow, I really wonder why your parents didn't use a condom.
Or did Dad just not pull out in time>
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:17 PM
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4. You're the reason I'm pro-choice!
Edited on Fri Oct-14-05 01:18 PM by Shell Beau
Is that too mean?

On edit, it's not really a comeback to that particular quesiton, but still it's all I could come up with!
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:21 PM
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5. It's the swimming ability of your father's sperm I REALLY hate.
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Danger Duck Donating Member (464 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:26 PM
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6. Because when I get an
abortion here, it tickles me to much. I prefer canadian technology.
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Reciprocity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:30 PM
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7. The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it's still on my list.
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jane_pippin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:31 PM
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8. I hate it for its Freedom Fries. n/t
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:31 PM
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9. Shut THE F**K up fascist slime
I like to use the subtle approach
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:36 PM
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10. "Did your parents have any kids who lived?"
Well, my usual answer to that question is "Too many commies", just to confuse them, but the above is just what occurred to me this particular minute. But I guess it's a question, not an answer...n/m. I am tired.
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:39 PM
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11. Because I can.
It's in the Constitution, first amendment, read it sometime.
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atomic-fly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:43 PM
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13. right on!
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 02:03 PM
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19. I think this one wins!
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huskerlaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:41 PM
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12. All the damn freedoms!
At least, that's what Osama told me to say...

:evilgrin:
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yorgatron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:49 PM
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15. "if i want any shit out of you
i'll squeeze your head."
then i'll offer to show them my DD214.
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atomic-fly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:48 PM
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14. Did they teach you that line at freeper school? Cute.
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DJ MEW Donating Member (432 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:49 PM
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16. I don't hate America, just the United States.
It's like these people forgot that Canada and Mexico are part of this land mass too. America is not the name of this country, it is part of the name of the continent that our country is on.

Apparently we are so much more important then Canada and Mexico that we can just claim we the only country on this continent.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:57 PM
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17. It's not America I hate...
It's (half of) the people who live there.
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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 02:01 PM
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18. I can see a booger in your nose.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 02:13 PM
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20. Because America loves you
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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 02:17 PM
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21. I'll bet you ate a lot of paint chips when you were a kid didn't you?
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 02:18 PM
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22. i dont hate America, just half the idiots who live there
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 02:21 PM
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23. "Why do you LOVE our fascist president more than your country?"
Then open up the umbrella as it rains talking points . . .
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 02:32 PM
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24. I don't hate it. I miss it and I want it back! n/t
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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 02:32 PM
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25. "I don't hate America, I simply hate that 51% of the population
is apparently brain-dead."
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