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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-03 02:03 PM
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My sister, who works at Denny's got stabbed by a rabid
patron the other night. This annoying patron was blathering on and on about how much better Wellstone was, and I mean, Hello?, the guy is dead, right?
So, anyway, she says this patron just uppped and stabbed her in the arm with a fork.
A fork?!?
Can you believe that some people are that crazy?

Just goes to show you, we need our guns. I bet if the commie pinkos had not taken our guns away, she would have been able to defend herself from the insane fork stabber.
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-03 02:05 PM
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1. LOL
:evilgrin:
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The Lone Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-03 02:11 PM
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2. She could have shot him before he stabbed her!
Edited on Sun Nov-16-03 02:13 PM by The Lone Liberal
Of course there is always the credibility issue when she told the police, "yes, I shot him or her, he or she was coming at me with a fork."

When we outlaw forks, only outlaws will have forks and clean fingers.


ON EDIT: Hope your sister was not hurt to badly, if she was, I am sorry for my lighthearted response.
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Speck Tater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-03 02:14 PM
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3. Ah, but wouldn't a true liberal...
...forkgive and forkget?
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-03 02:14 PM
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4. that's why
In Howard Dean's America, all resturant establishments will be outfitted with sporks.



Protect the waitresses!

* - This message was not endorsed by Howard Dean.
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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-03 02:23 PM
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5. well
fork that!!!
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lemon lime Donating Member (27 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-03 02:26 PM
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6. I don't know, if honed to a fine edge that spork
could be a deadly and yet convenient eating utensile.
I truly hope everyone is OK.
What drives these people?
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earthpilot162 Donating Member (9 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-03 02:37 PM
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7. Would have never happened........
If we were allowed to bring our dogs into restaurants like the do in Europe this could never have happened to someone like me. We should all have a K-9 friend for protection and companionship.
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woofless Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 11:22 PM
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15. Poor misguided one,
that's a FOON!

Woof
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-03 02:58 PM
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8. im gonna kill all you motherforkers
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-03 03:01 PM
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9. Reminds me of a headline years ago when I worked for a newspaper.
"Woman Knifed to Death With a Fork". This is a true story.
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toddzilla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-03 03:21 PM
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10. some of us, i think, are missing the joke here.
go here to get the full picture.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=414254
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-03 03:23 PM
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11. I saw that yesterday and connected the two.
Last night I didn't think of the old headline.
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-03 11:32 PM
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13. Oh wow... I had not seen that... what are the chances?
Man, I have to call my sister and tell her she was assaulted by a "good guy" DUer.
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mark0rama Donating Member (930 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 10:33 AM
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16. Well, the alternative would have been,
"woman forked to death."
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Frangible Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-03 03:24 PM
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12. When forks are outlawed...
only outlaws will have forks!

BAN FORKS! DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN!

"You don't need a fork to hunt a deer" -John Kerry

We must get these assault forks out of our restaurants!

The founding fathers couldn't have imagined how forks are used today. Back in 1776 their diet was completely different.

Don't let the commie fork grabbers destroy America and her freedoms!
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dflprincess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 11:01 PM
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14. I swear to God it was an accident!!!
Edited on Mon Nov-17-03 11:02 PM by dflprincess
I got her in the hand and I didn't even break the skin.... And I hadn't even mentioned Wellstone, I was just ranting about what a weasel Normie Coleman is.

She refused to press charges because she said she agreed with me.

That part is true - well not the pressing charges part it didn't get that serious- when I was groveling and apologizing she said it was okay because she can work herself into a snit just thinking of Coleman. (Obviously, a very intelligent young woman)

A jury of my peers (DUers) would never convict me.
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