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Darth_Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-03 02:14 PM
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Things Bush should not say to the Queen at a State Banquet.
Jenna and Barb, Wills and Harry, let's say we get all the kids together!!

We're related you know.

Gosh this palace is swell.

What does Philip do when he's not with you and stuff?

Mother told me you really cannot trust the hired help. How's Charles?

Noelle says "hello".

Who's the smart one in your family?

I know tighter security's a bitch, but you know Tony!

:evilgrin:
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Cooley Hurd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-03 02:18 PM
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1. "So, what's all this about yer son being a 'homersexual?'"
"Mah buddy Dick has the same problem with his daughter. You should talk to him about that..."
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-03 02:20 PM
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2. "Remember the revolutionary war?"
"We kicked your great great great granpda's ass!"
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IronLionZion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-03 02:22 PM
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3. Got any Coke? Don't tell my daddy!
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Rose Siding Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-03 02:24 PM
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4. "Yerr English's gettin' better!"
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La_Serpiente Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-03 02:25 PM
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5. Other things Bush should not say
Oh, sorry, my grandfather supplied Hitler with resources. That same Hitler bombed Buckingham Palace while the Queen Mum was in the bomb shelter and London was burning to the ground.
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Scott Lee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-03 02:28 PM
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6. "So, you have Muslims too??"
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E_Zapata Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-03 02:49 PM
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7. Oh, I thought you meant a "long island iced tea"
when I got myself up from my nappie-poo for 'tea'.
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-03 02:50 PM
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8. Why don't you, Chuck, Willy and lil ole' Harry come to the ranch...
So that whole Di car accident thing...what's the story?
So, the ole' Battle Axe (Queen Mum) licked the bucket didn't she? Man she's a stubborn one!
So which one'a yur boyz is a sissy? A week at the ranch'll set'em straight.
So do u think that dead or a live thing was catchy or what? I thought it up all by myself.
While we devaluate the Euro well cohesive the strenght of resolve.
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-03 02:52 PM
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9. Hey Queenie,
whar's the can? I need use your throne.
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-03 02:53 PM
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10. Guys, meet the Queen.
Queen, meet the guys.
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cliss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-03 06:18 PM
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11. I don't know how it happened, but
the DU has an amazing collection of Sarcastic writers! With long memories, too. You're all awesome!

Thank goodness for Archives. There could be quite a valuable collection of quips in there, for the taking.

Here's mine: "Columba* would like to know if she can get tax-free shopping priveleges in London".

*Columba is Jeb's wife, who was caught with tax evasion on a shopping trip to France for $35,000.
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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-03 06:20 PM
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12. "Will Mr. Larouche be joining us?"
Good old Lyndon has a real "thing" about the royal family.
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Catholic Sensation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-03 06:22 PM
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13. in all seriousness
he shouldn't say anything, maybe Herr Rove can staple the stupid chimp's lips shut...
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kodi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-03 06:33 PM
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14. "where can i get me one of them fancy hats your guards wear?"
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-03 06:48 PM
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15. 'Scuse me, where's the hush puppies at?
And what about the chili?
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