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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 12:30 PM
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I hate it when people _________________ at the movies
There - get all your copy catting needs fulfilled in just one thread. Simply reply to this post and fill in the blank with some bizarre action like

I hate it when people pick their pet's noses at the movies
I hate it when people get tattoos at the movies
I hate it when people vote Republican at the movies

Have fun!!
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 12:31 PM
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1. construct indoor pools
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devilgrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 12:31 PM
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2. F%#$&@!
It is really annoying you know. :silly:
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Divameow77 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 12:32 PM
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3. I hate it when
kids kick the back of my chair, and their parents let them.
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 12:32 PM
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4. tell jokes involving people from Brazil
which I have heard a Brazillion times.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 12:32 PM
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5. cook saurkraut and lutefisk
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 01:12 PM
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27. Now that's just silly. No one would cook sauerkraut and lutefisk
at movies!

Mainly because no one eats those two dishes at the same time.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 12:33 PM
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6. do their blacksmithing
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 12:34 PM
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7. smoke salmon
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 12:35 PM
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8. pound out the dents in their car and tune up their engines
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 12:36 PM
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9. build nuclear weapons
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 12:37 PM
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10. I don't mind the building; it's the fuckers that TEST 'em that piss me off
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 12:39 PM
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13. If it isn't the shock wave, it's the mushroom cloud.
Don't even get me started on the nuclear winter fallout.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 12:40 PM
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14. I hate to ask what movie you were watching in the theater
It was probably Road House - that movie attracts the worst kind of people
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 12:38 PM
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11. Fart
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dajoki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 12:40 PM
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15. i like to fart...
at the movies to piss people off.:yoiks:
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 12:38 PM
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12. Wear Too Much Cologne / Don't Bathe
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 12:40 PM
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16. look into a Nietzschean abyss
Edited on Mon Oct-17-05 12:50 PM by Deep13
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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 01:30 PM
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38. Isn't that what we do here at DU every day?
The copnstant discussion of vile GOP politics will surely turn us all into beasts -- if it hasn't already. Me, I've already got my scars.
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 05:31 PM
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50. excellent!
:rofl:
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 06:07 PM
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55. and then they have the audacity of having the abyss stare back into them.
Those assholes.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 12:42 PM
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17. Masturbate
If, say, you went to see "Titanic" and someone was sitting next to you, masturbating...that would be disturbing.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 12:43 PM
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18. What I find disturbing is you admitting to seeing Titanic in the theaters
:D
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 02:13 PM
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45. I'm With You On This, Lynne
Come on, Terry! You saw that piece of crap in the movie theater. I couldn't even stand watching it on HBO, and i'd already paid for that, no matter which movie was on!

Most.Overrated.Movie.Since.GWTW.
The Professor
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 12:44 PM
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19. I hate it when people hide from shooting John F. Kennedy at the movies
Those John Wilkes Booth wannabes!
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Ryano42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 01:04 PM
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22. I wonder...
Did they at least get to finish the movie after Oswald was hauled off?

I would hope so...he didn't mess up the stage like Booth did! :freak:
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 12:47 PM
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20. point out plot holes & inaccuracies
oh wait, I do that sometimes to myself.
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 12:55 PM
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21. complain after they've spent the evening
:7
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 01:08 PM
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23. solve complex math problems...
dammit, stop showing off! I'm trying to watch the movie.
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 01:09 PM
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24. immanentize the eschaton n/t
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Politically_Wrong Donating Member (258 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 01:11 PM
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25. Crochet tea cozies
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 01:13 PM
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28. That's better than knitting them, though...
those clicking knitting needles could drive you to distraction.
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Politically_Wrong Donating Member (258 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 01:18 PM
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31. Very True!
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 01:11 PM
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26. Try to conceive.
You think it's bad when people BRING their children to the movies? What about the ones who try to MAKE their children at the movies!
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 01:13 PM
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29. Jam their FUCKING knees into the back of my SEAT! Plus, I really
dislike it when they call the cops on me for breaking their nose when they do it a second time.

That's just rude.

Redstone
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 01:17 PM
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30. arrive
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 01:54 PM
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43. oh snap
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 01:22 PM
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32. tie their arms together and have heated knife fights in the aisles.
Or get monkeys to do it for them
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 01:23 PM
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33. don't pull my finger
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 01:24 PM
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34. Bring a baby to an obvious adult (R) movie and
when they start to cry, don't get up and walk out to calm the baby down when the baby clearly shouldn't be there to begin with.
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The Jacobin Donating Member (820 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 08:34 PM
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57. The only time I have ever confronted someone about that
I went to see Blackhawk Down with my wife and her 82nd Airborne brother.
There was a couple trying to entertain their toddler with some noise-making toy through the first five minutes. After that I went over to them and told them this movie was no place for a kid and they needed to go out and get their money back. They left -- I don't know what happened after that.
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 01:25 PM
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35. attain nirvana n/t
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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 01:28 PM
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36. Talk on cell phones during the movie...
Look, it's bad enough that it rang during the film, but I'm willing to let it slide and assume you forgot to turn it off.

But when you pick up the phone, answer it and start blabbing away -- worse still, in a normal conversational tone -- in the middle of the movie, you should be decapitated, and your head placed on a spear in front of the theater, as a warning to others who might try to answer their phones.
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 01:29 PM
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37. This dispute can only be settle with monkey knifefights.
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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 01:32 PM
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40. Right. Held in international waters, of course.
After all, it goes without saying that those poor saps back on land, with their laws and ethics, will never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight.
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 01:34 PM
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41. If it's good enough for pirates, it's damn well good enough for me
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 01:30 PM
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39. I hate it when people Moo at the movies
or have bowel movements

or won't MOOve out of the way.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 01:40 PM
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42. read from the Egyptian Book the Dead with a Cockney accent through
a bullhorn
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 02:14 PM
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46. Yeah, that seems to be happening more and more at the movies
:eyes:
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 02:01 PM
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44. spontaneously combust
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 02:15 PM
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47. harvest corn
Any idea how loud those thrashers are?

For fuck's sake, do it at home!
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 03:38 PM
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48. recombine neucleotides
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 03:39 PM
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49. Butcher their chickens
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AVulgarianHue Donating Member (583 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 05:41 PM
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51. are there
Queenie prefers a private screening.
:silly:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 05:46 PM
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52. Have sex
without asking if I want to join them.

Not that I would, mind you. But asking is just common courtesy.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 05:48 PM
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53. Perform exorcisms
Keep the screaming demons at home, for Pete's sake! They always drown out the important bits.
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ThatsMyBarack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 06:01 PM
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54. Here's a few:
slap faces randomly
drive tractors, cherry pickers, or other loud, large vehicles
play polka music
have belching contests
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 08:24 PM
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56. Have a very loud domestic dispute
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