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Beaverhausen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 05:58 PM
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What movie scenes always make you laugh?
no matter how many times you see it?

here's one of mine:

The Money Pit - when the bathtub falls thru the floor and Tom Hanks stands above the hole "laughing."
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 06:27 PM
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1. Many from "Blazing Saddles" and "Airplane."
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Spirochete Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 06:58 PM
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2. The first scene in Super Troopers
the rug pissing scene in Big Lebowsky, and the part where he drops a roach on his crotch and runs into a dumpster.

The wake scene from Eulogy.

Others I can't remember right offhand.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 07:36 PM
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14. Is Super Troopers that stoner comedy?
Where they get pulled over and they're all high?

If so, that movie rocks!
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Spirochete Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 03:00 PM
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68. Yeah. One of the kids
has to eat the dope, and then the cops do weird things to mess with their heads, and take them along on a high speed chase...
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 07:04 PM
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3. 'Right! I'll do you for that!'
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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 07:08 PM
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6. Come back! I'll bite your legs off!!!! Hehehe. n/t
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 07:35 PM
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13. 'ow do you know she's a witch?
she looks like one!!
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 07:05 PM
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4. Napolean Dynamite
When napolean uses the time machine.
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dubyaD40web Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 10:41 AM
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37. Napolean Dynamite
When Uncle Rico throws the steak and hits Napolean in the head.
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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 07:07 PM
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5. The entire "Holy Hand Grenade" scene from Holy Grail.
I love the Book of Armaments. :D
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Cannikin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 07:12 PM
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10. Three is the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting..
shall be three.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 05:29 AM
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16. Four shalt thou not count
neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out!
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Canadian Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 08:47 PM
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129. The bridge of truth
Blue... no... red... AAAAAAAAAAgh
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 07:08 PM
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7. "Bad Santa"
Almost any scene in it, but mainly when Bad and Mrs. Santa's Sister come into Thurman's house, and they think Granny died. She wakes up, and says, "I'll go make some sandwiches".

That cracks me up every time.

Monty Python gets me, too.
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DawgHouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 07:09 PM
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8. The Jerk
The "all I need" scene.

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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 07:58 AM
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32. "I just heard a song that reminded me of the way we were."
"What song was that?"

"The Way We Were"
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 12:15 PM
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50. "All I need... this chair, and my paddle ball!"
:hi:
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 01:28 PM
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113. "So you're a cosmetologist? Wow, it must be tough handling weigtlessness."
n/t
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rockymountaindem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 07:12 PM
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9. Pretty much every part of Death To Smoochy
Edited on Mon Oct-17-05 07:13 PM by rockymountaindem



"Is Smoochy a code word for white power!?"
"No! I don't hate anybody!"
"Does that mean you *don't* hate Nazis?"

On edit: here in the picture we see smoochy having been tricked by his archnemisis Rainbow Randolph into performing at a Neo Nazi rally.

RMD does not condone Nazism or purple rhinos.
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 07:37 PM
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78. OMG! I thought that I was the ONLY person in the country who
thought this movie was funny! I love this movie -- the humor is so dark...

Sheldon: He slams the door He stomps his feet He sends me to bed with zilch to eat But my stepdad's not mean he's just adjusting.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sheldon: So remember kids, a stepdad is a lot like a new puppy. They need patience and love while they adjust to their new surroundings. But remember - if he is ever abusive to you or mommy, what are the magic numbers?
Kids: 9-1-1!
Sheldon: Thaaaaaaat's right!

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rockymountaindem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 10:38 PM
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91. I think the funniest part was the encounter at Sheldon's new pad
"When I lived here I had a picture of a naked lady up there with a plant covering her up; very classy. NOT A PICTURE OF YOUR FUCKIN' MOTHER!!!"

"Whaaaasssup!!!!"

"Don't let them do to you what they did to me, Sheldon, keep your dignity. AHHH! My balls!!! They're on fire!!!"

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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 10:54 PM
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92. Or how about this one...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Randolph: You better grow eyes in the back of your head, you horned piece of shit, because I'm not gonna sleep until worms are crawling up your foam-rubber ass! I'm goin' on safari motherfucker! SAH-FAR-I!

Damn...that movie kills me!!


"I'm a wicked man whose done wicked things"!!
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rockymountaindem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 12:25 AM
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93. You forgot the rhino noise he makes at the end of that phone call :)
Now that we've started a subthread, allow me to continue...

"Save the rhino! Save the African white rhino!"

"NO! KILL the rhino! I'm the one who needs to be saved! Kill the Rhino!!!"

And perhaps the funniest line in the whole movie, spoken to Jon Stewart...

"You know what to do with the hand lotion, jackoff!"
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bliss_eternal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 07:14 PM
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11. Groundhog Day--Bill Murray trying to off himself by jumping
off a ledge. Don't know why, but that scene destroys me... :rofl:

Starsky and Hutch--Ben Stiller running. He LOOKS JUST LIKE Paul Michael Glaser, the original Starsky in that moment,and it cracks me up EVERYTIME!

Starsky and Hutch--the band at the bat mitzvah, lead singer singing (That's the Time)I Feel Like Making Love...I laugh everytime!

Old School---the foul mouthed band singer(same one from Starsky and Hutch),ridiculously funny--Everytime I see it I LMAO!

(Band is a real band, known as the Dan Band).
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 09:15 AM
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35. "Don't drive angry!"
I like it when he meets Ned Ryerson, hugs him, and says, "I don't know where you're headed, but can you call in sick?"

Classic.
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 12:38 PM
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53. LOL!
I love the "don't drive angry"

I also love when he calmly goes downstairs, unplugs the toaster and into the bathtub, and the power flickers downstairs with the owner doing the "oh my" look

:7
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bliss_eternal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 04:48 PM
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70. LMAO!
:rofl: That is a funny moment, too!
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Twist_U_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 07:33 PM
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12. Me Myself and Irene Jim Carry
The whole movie is HILARIOUS
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kittykatkoffeekup Donating Member (385 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 07:44 PM
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15. Madhouse
Edited on Mon Oct-17-05 07:48 PM by kittykatkoffeekup
Every time the cat is killed and returns from the dead.

http://images.amazon.com.nyud.net:8090/images/P/6305812187.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
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susanna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:24 PM
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130. No way!
I was going to post the scene where Kirstie Alley LOSES it on her show when she goes off on that "houseguests" rant...it still cracks me up.

And that cat is awesome too. :-)
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susanna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:25 PM
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131. self-delete
Edited on Wed Oct-19-05 10:09 PM by susanna
how (or why) I responded to my own thread remains a mystery to me...sorry
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susanna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:26 PM
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132. self-delete
Edited on Wed Oct-19-05 10:08 PM by susanna
I...uh...posted a reply to myself instead of the original thread. Sorry...
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Clintmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 05:40 AM
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17. The entire movie "Clue"...
just freakin cracks me UP!

"Alright...I know who did it." "YOU DO??"
"There's one thing I don't understand..." "One thing?"
:rofl:
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 07:55 AM
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31. Madaline Kahn
I know Lucille Ball is considered the great female comic genius, but for me, I'll take Madaline over Lucille any day.
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rqstnnlitnmnt Donating Member (245 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 11:50 AM
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39. flames, flames... from the side of my face
seething, breathless, heaving breaths.


LOVE her!
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 11:53 AM
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41. Madeline Kahn being dragged away in "What's Up, Doc", with her heels
making criss cross lines on the floor (she was "Eunice" the wife of the Ryan O'Neal character).

Also, "one for poo poo undies" in Young Frankenstein. "You men are all alike, a quick one then out for a beer with the boys"
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 02:39 PM
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64. Amen! The arrival and departure of Eunice Burns at the Convention.
Also her arrival at 549 Dorello St.(Do you have a pencil, dahling?)
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SPQR Donating Member (315 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 07:02 PM
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76. Actually, it's:
"Seven or eight quick ones and then off with the boys. YOU'D BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!"

"Ovaltine."

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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 12:52 PM
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105. "And what do you do?" "I butle, sir."
:rofl:

LOVE. THAT. MOVIE!
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 05:51 AM
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18. The muckle-mouthed hooker in "Fargo"-
The scene where Steve Buscemi is trying to be smooth at the table. I rewind that and laugh harder each time: the girl's pretty, but she stretches her mouth and contorts her face for no apparent reason while he's talking. I think at a couple of points she crosses and uncrosses her eyes.

I know, I'm goofy. :)
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 05:55 AM
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19. "Oh God, I think I'm gonna barf"
That line (and especially the delivery) absolutely crack me up!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 06:16 AM
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21. Fargo is SO full of great moments.
I love Frances McDormand, especially in her confrontations with William Macy:

"Sir, you have no call to get snippy with me, I'm just doing my job."

"FINE. You want a lot count, I'll DO a damn lot count...AAAAH, what the Christ!"

:bounce:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 11:57 AM
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45. "He's fleeing the interview! He's fleeing the interview!"
:hi:
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Felix Mala Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 12:08 PM
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46. I have some friends who insist Fargo is not a comedy.
They think only deviants (like me) would life at such horrible circumstances. I told them that I thought they missed the whole point of the picture. That made them mad because they consider themselves a lot smarter than average people.
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Felix Mala Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 12:09 PM
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47. Moved below
Edited on Tue Oct-18-05 12:09 PM by Feles Mala
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 12:20 PM
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51. Fargo is a documentary
At least, certain parts of it are. I'm a lifelong MNan, and I can tell you that I saw a number of friends and relatives in that film. It's almost scary how well the Coen brothers captured the culture of this state.

For example, the Brainerd sheriff interogating the guy in the driveway:



HARD CUT TO: BRIGHT - LOOKING THROUGH A WINDSHIELD

It is a starky sunny day. We are cruising down a street of
humble lookalike houses.

We pan right as we draw toward one house in particular. In
its driveway a man in a hooded parka shovels snow. He
notices the approaching car and gives its driver a wave.

The driver is Gary, the Brainderd police officer. He gives
a finger-to-the-head salute and pulls over.

OUTSIDE

Gary slams his door shut and the other man plants his shovel
in the snow.

MAN
How ya doin'?

GARY
Mr. Mohra?

MAN
Yah.

GARY
Officer Olson.

MAN
Yah, right-o.

The two men caucus the driveway without shaking hands and
without standing particularly close. They stand stiffly,
arms down at their sides and breath streaming out of their
parka hoods. Each has an awkward leaning-away posture, head
drawn slightly back and chin tucked in, to keep his face
from protruding into the cold.

MAN
... So, I'm tendin' bar there at
Ecklund && Swedlin's last Tuesday
and this little guy's drinkin'
and he says, 'So where can a guy
find some action - I'm goin' crazy
down there at the lake.' And I
says, 'What kinda action?' and he
says, 'Woman action, what do I
look like,' And I says 'Well,
what do I look like, I don't
arrange that kinda thing,' and he
says, 'I'm goin' crazy out there
at the lake' and I says, 'Well,
this ain't that kinda place.'

GARY
Uh-huh.

MAN
So he says, 'So I get it, so you
think I'm some kinda jerk for
askin',' only he doesn't use the
word jerk.

GARY
I unnerstand.

MAN
And then he calls me a jerk and
says the last guy who thought he
was a jerk was dead now. So I
don't say nothin' and he says, 'What
do ya think about that?' So I
says, 'Well, that don't sound like
too good a deal for him then.'

GARY
Ya got that right.

MAN
And he says, 'Yah, that guy's dead
and I don't mean a old age.' And
then he says, 'Geez, I'm goin'
crazy out there at the lake.'

GARY
White Bear Lake?

MAN
Well, Ecklund && Swedlin's, that's
closer ta Moose Lake, so I made
that assumption.

GARY
Oh sure.

MAN
So, ya know, he's drinkin', so I
don't think a whole great deal of
it, but Mrs. Mohra heard about the
homicides out here and she thought
I should call it in, so I called
it in. End a story.

GARY
What'd this guy look like anyways?

MAN
Oh, he was a little guy, kinda
funny-lookin'.

GARY
Uh-huh - in what way?

MAN
Just a general way.

GARY
Okay, well, thanks a bunch, Mr.
Mohra. You're right, it's probably
nothin', but thanks for callin'
her in.

MAN
Oh sure. They say she's gonna
turn cold tomorrow.

GARY
Yah, got a front movin' in.

MAN
Ya got that right.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 08:22 AM
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95.  'Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him, then.'
That line floored me when I saw it in the theater.

Also, the payoff: 'They say she's gonna turn cold tomorrow.' :rofl:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:19 AM
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99. The funny part about that scene for me...
is that they have their parkas all zipped up, but if you look at the scene itself, it's actually pretty warm out-- at least by Minnesota winter standards.

For one thing, you can't see their breathwhen they talk. Also, the fur fringe on their hoods is not moving-- that means there's no wind, and therefore no windchill-- which is the worst part of a Minnesota winter, IMHO.

Also, there' standing water in the street and on the driveway. That means that it's at least above freezing, and probably in the upper 30s, as it takes a few hours of above-freezing temps to melt enough snow to create puddles.

Still it's a hilarious scene. I have uncles who talk exactly like those two guys-- even better, there's an Ecklund or two in my family tree, too!
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Bridget Burke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:06 AM
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98. I've heard of people who don't laugh at "O Brother Where Art Thou"
They are NOT from the South.
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 05:03 PM
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72. Don't you love Margie's use of "Oh, for Pete's sake!" to
express high dudgeon?

She does it 3 times: once when she sees the dead trooper in the snow, once when Norm expresses doubt about his painting talents, and once right before she runs around, saying, "He's fleeing the interview! He's fleeing the interview!"

:D
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flygal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 01:15 PM
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109. I watch Fargo at least once a year!
"So, that would be your friend there in the chipper". "You're a fountain of conversation, a geyser"
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 10:57 AM
Response to Reply #18
38. Ya find the work interesting, do ya?
CARL
Ya find the work interesting, do ya?

ESCORT
...What're you talking about?

:rofl: :hug:
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 05:09 PM
Response to Reply #38
74. Poor Carl couldn't have a decent conversation with ANYONE,
could he? And he gave it his bravest, most valiant effort!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Let's see: His "buddy" in the car
The fabulous muckle-mouthed hooker
The bartender
Clip-on tie guy
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Rob H. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 02:41 PM
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65. Marge interviewing the two hookers in the bar cracks me up every time
Hooker No. 1: Well, the little guy was kinda funny-lookin'.

Marge Gunderson: In what way?

Hooker No. 1: I dunno, just funny-lookin'.

Marge Gunderson: Can you be any more specific?

Hooker No. 1: I couldn't really say. Oh! He wasn't circumcised.

Marge Gunderson: Was he funny lookin' apart from that?

Hooker #1: Yeah.

Marge: So - you were having sex with the little fella, then?

Hooker #1: Uh-huh.

Marge: Is there anything else you can tell me about him?

Hooker #1: No. Like I say, he was funny lookin'. More n' most people even.
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 04:58 PM
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71. B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L!
I adore that scene; the shy litle shout-out: "Go Bears".

:rofl:
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Clintmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 06:04 AM
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20. "Drop Dead Gorgeous"
When they are being interviewed in the car and are talking about some priest they almost ran over and how he drinks...

"That's why we Lutherans use grape juice for the blood of christ." :rofl:
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 07:22 AM
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26. That was funny
I liked the two brothers that owned the hardware store too.

And Denise Richard's "I can't keep my eyes off of you" sung to a stuffed, crucified Jesus on wheels.
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Clintmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 07:30 AM
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28. LOL!
Yes, that was hilarious too!
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WhollyHeretic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 06:24 AM
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22. You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are
people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 06:27 AM
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24. Raruh!
:rofl:
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 06:24 AM
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23. Galaxy Quest Too Many Too Single Out.
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SPQR Donating Member (315 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 07:05 PM
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77. "We've got to get out of here
before that thing kills Guy!"
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 09:01 PM
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85. And you fail to realize that my ship is carrying a trail of mines.
Edited on Tue Oct-18-05 09:02 PM by DanCa
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Lautremont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 12:41 AM
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94. "That was a helluva thing."
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 07:14 AM
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25. Spinal Tap's "Stonehenge"
never ever fails to make me laugh :thumbsup:
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Beaverhausen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 02:42 PM
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66. Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".
Spinal Tap is the best!!!
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 07:40 PM
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80. "Its a 'Mach' piece"...
That movie kills me!
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 08:31 PM
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83. I saw it at the theater when it first came out
it has stood the test of time :thumbsup:
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Enraged_Ape Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 07:30 AM
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27. There are several in "Office Space"
"I see you've been missing a lot of work."
"Well, I wouldn't say I've been MISSING it, Bob."

The "murder" of the fax machine.

Just about any scene with Gary Cole, the obnoxious boss.
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 07:41 AM
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29. The Opening Scene of The Producers
Edited on Tue Oct-18-05 07:46 AM by new_beawr
The Springtime for Hitler musical number as well


The Musical number "We're Going to War" The Marx Brothers' Duck Soup
The Stateroom Scene in Night at the Opera
The auction and dinner scenes in the Cocoanuts
the Strange Interlude scene from Animal Crackers
Other numerous Marx Brothers Scenes

Bluto Blutarsky's "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

Big Lebowski - Meeting Bunny at the Pool, anything with the Nihlists, Julianne Moore's scene containing "And proud we are of all of them" Anything with Walter.

Oh and this snippet:

Sherry in 'Logjammin': You must be here to fix the cable.
Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.


Tons of Coen Brothers scenes........

George Carlin and Sarah Silverman telling the Aristocrat joke in "The Aristocrats"

Far too many Mel Brooks scenes to list

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jojog Donating Member (161 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 07:49 AM
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30. Richard Pryor Live on the Sunset Strip
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 08:08 AM
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33. The unending physical abuse of O. J. Simpson in "The Naked Gun"
For more reasons that one!
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The Jacobin Donating Member (820 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:32 PM
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133. "My Poor Nordberg!"
EVERYONE calls him Nordberg. When he is in the hospital, his wife says "My poor Nordberg!" and I fall out every time.

Airplane and The Naked Gun are hysterically funny (my wife, however, refuses to watch them and tells me she just can't see what's so great about them!)
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noonwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 08:56 AM
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34. "I'm a zit, get it?"
Too funny.
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Politically_Wrong Donating Member (258 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 09:43 AM
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36. "Excuse me, Flo?"
-Dumb & Dumber
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Danger Duck Donating Member (464 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 12:45 PM
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54. What's the soup Du Jour?
The soup of the day.
That sounds good. I'll have that.
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ucmike Donating Member (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 01:37 PM
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115. you just made me laugh
whenever we go out to eat as a group, at least one of my friends/family says that.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 01:41 PM
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60. There are so many Dumb & Dumber moments
that continue to crack me up.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 11:52 AM
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40. Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke - first 30 minutes
Edited on Tue Oct-18-05 11:54 AM by Taverner
Every line from that scene with Pedro and the Man in the car makes me laugh...

"What's your name sir?"

BAAAAAAAAAAAARF

"Yeah his name is RAAAAAALPH!"

Guess you gotta see it yourself

A close second is the first 30 minutes of "Super Troopers"
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 11:54 AM
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42. Many scenes from The Big Lebowski
Particularly the scene where the Dude is driving in his car listening to Creedence and he's got a beer in one hand and a joint in the other, drops the joint on his lap, spills beer on him, and crashes his car.

I also like this part:

Dude: I I I I mean this could more uh uh uh uh complex! I mean it's just a simple, uh, you know?

Lebowski: What in god's name are you blathering about?

Dude: What I'm blathering about - new shit has come to light! She owes money all over town including to known pornographers... she kidnapped herself!
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Devra Donating Member (905 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 11:55 AM
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43. good morining vetnam, when he imitates walter cronkite.
Edited on Tue Oct-18-05 12:00 PM by Devra
"the weather today is hot and shity" It's great
or when he uses all those abbriviations.
"since the vp is such a vip. shouldn't we keep the pc on the qt, because if it leaks out to the vc. he might go mia and we will all be put on kp."
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 11:56 AM
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44. The Chest Hair Waxing in '40 Year Old Virgin'
Instant classic for all time.
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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 12:10 PM
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48. Sideways
http://homevideo.about.com/library/weekly/aa_movie_quotes_sideways_a.htm

Miles (evaluating a wine he's sampling at the fictional Frass Canyon Winery): "It tastes like the back of a (expletive) L.A. school bus. Now, they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration. Crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine mouthwash ..."
Jack: "Tastes pretty good to me."


Miles (at Gaviota State Beach with Jack): "Half my life is over, and I have nothing to show for it. Nothing. I'm a thumbprint on the window of a skyscraper. I'm a smudge of excrement on a tissue surging out to sea with a million tons of raw sewage."
Jack: "See? Right there. Just what you just said? That is beautiful. 'A smudge of excrement surging out to sea.' I could never write that."
Miles: "Neither could I, actually. I think it's Bukowski."

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Felix Mala Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 12:13 PM
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49. Groucho becomes pres. of Freedonia, Duck Soup
Edited on Tue Oct-18-05 12:13 PM by Feles Mala
"Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing.
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 07:46 PM
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81. I went to college in a little town in NY called "Fredonia"...
this is true. Supposedly (from what I have heard), the Marx Brothers named Freedonia after Fredonia, NY.

Anyhow, I have a SUNY Fredonia sticker on my back window and I'm sitting at a stoplight one night. I see this Harley coming up on my left side with this big ol' biker riding it. He pulls up next to me and says, "Hey"! I think, "Oh shit...when did I cut this guy off"?

I look at him and reply, "What's up"?

"Where did you get that "Fredonia State" sticker...that is hilarious! From the Marx Brothers, right?"

I told him that there actually was a town called Fredonia.

The biker replies, "No shit? You're kidding...right?"

"No shit" I reply..."Fredonia is in western NY on lake Erie."

"I never knew that. That's pretty funny. Thanks."
And off he went!
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 08:28 AM
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97. My niece went to Fredonia....
I never let her forget it!
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m_welby Donating Member (508 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 12:49 PM
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102. yeah, any of grouchos monologues are too funny, even now
those and the groucho - chico bits. They just kill me. I don't think theres anything funnier.

viaduct, lol


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mattomjoe Donating Member (598 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 12:36 PM
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52. Steve Martin's tirade in "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"
It's the only scene in the movie where "fuck" is uttered, but it's used about 20 times in the span of 2-3 minutes!
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Danger Duck Donating Member (464 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 12:46 PM
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55. Bill Murray and Chevy Chase
in caddyshack,

WE've got a pool and a pond. the pond will be fine for you.
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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 12:47 PM
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56. Lennon "disappering" in the bathtub in "A Hard Day's Night".
Speaking of bathtubs.
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WeRQ4U Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 12:52 PM
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57. That bathtub scene always gets me too. Another one is NL Xmas Vacation...
The scene with Chevy Chase picking out underwear with the hot sales lady. He gets flustered and does some Freudian slips.

"I guess it wouldn't be the christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they.......hotter than they are."
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RiffRandell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 01:26 PM
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58. The part in "Sixteen Candles" when
the grandparents are on the phone with the police describing Long Duck Dong's clothes and they pause and say, "No, he's not retarded."
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 01:28 PM
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59. Most all of "There's Something About Mary"
Edited on Tue Oct-18-05 01:28 PM by Shell Beau
When the killer/hitchhiker is in the car and they are talking about 7 Minute Abs. Of course the hair gel, the dog on speed, the zipper (ouch)!. Basically all of it.

Also the first part of Super Troopers, and a lot of Harold and Kumar...
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MsUSA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 04:14 PM
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121. don't forget that was Brett Favre's one AND only movie
part. (QB from the Green Bay Packers) :)
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Cocoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 10:12 PM
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141. Matt Dillon and Mary at the driving range
My work with retards is what I find most rewarding. :rofl:
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Beaverhausen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 01:44 PM
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61. Deleted scene from Bruce Almighty - Steve Carel's hair on fire
Obscure I know, but this scene is hilarious.
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mattomjoe Donating Member (598 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 01:48 PM
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62. Carey's rubberface in the skydiving outtake scene was hilarious too
probably the closest I've come to throwing up from laughing so hard!!!
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Loonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 01:49 PM
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63. "There's something about Mary"
1) franks & beans

2) Matt Dillon trying to revive the drugged dog
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Rob H. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 02:47 PM
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67. Lots of moments in "Shaun of the Dead"
I always mention Shaun of the Dead when this subject comes up, but I just love that movie.
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 03:22 PM
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69. Take the Money and Run
2 scenes...

When Woody Allen and his crew meet to plan the caper his wife serves them snacks... Annie Hall narrates the scene...

He'd have the gang over for a meeting

and I'd put out a little tray of
pretzels and bullets...

I had to, he's my husband.


...and there is another scene where she visits him in prison and passes a hard boiled egg through the screen, but the funny part is that there is another couple in the background that is talking to each other using ventriloquist dummies
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 05:05 PM
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73. Brains, brains, brains, brains! from
Return Of The Living Dead 2. I can't seem to quit laughing at that and also the time when the oil covered zombie in the first Return of the Living Dead turns around when they guy throws something at him. The zombie says, brains. You just have to see it to know why it's funny.
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sufrommich Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 05:48 PM
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75.  It's a mad,mad,mad
mad world where Ethel Merman calls her son to come and pick her up and it cuts to scene of beatnik son with his beatnik girlfriend dancing to beatnik music.It cracks me up every time.The whole movie is perfect comedy.
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Gregorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:41 PM
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136. That was a long time ago!
Man, I don't remember that scene. I believe that was the second movie I ever saw. Great movie.

And welcome aboard the crazy train.
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sufrommich Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 06:15 AM
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143. Thanks for the welcome.
It was a long time ago,The first time I saw it was in the back of my parents station wagon at the drive in.Home made popcorn,orange pop,and our blankets and pillows from home,Those were the days.
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grannylib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 07:39 PM
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79. The six seconds or so when the 'narrator' of RHPS is doing the Time Warp
Edited on Tue Oct-18-05 07:41 PM by grannylib
I just about pee every time I see that; not sure why I find it so damn hilarious but I do...
On Edit: also the attic scene from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation; never fails to crack me up to see Chevy Chase whomping himself in the face with the attic floorboards, and then Ray Charles' little chuckle right before Clark gets dropped through the access door...my grandkids also just HOWL at that.
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w8liftinglady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 08:10 PM
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82. The spy who shagged me-the tent scene
where it looks like Felicity is pulling things out of Austin's bum...
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really annoyed Donating Member (650 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 08:39 PM
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84. "Clue"
I crack up everytime I watch that movie.

My favorite line - "communism is just a red herring!"
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Clintmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 09:11 PM
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87. So do I!
See post #17!
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really annoyed Donating Member (650 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 09:13 PM
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88. Cool!
I definitely need to buy the movie on DVD! Just thinking about it makes me want to watch it again!
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Clintmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 09:18 PM
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89. Me too!
I have it on VHS...I need the DVD also.
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really annoyed Donating Member (650 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 06:54 PM
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123. I never updated from VHS...
I guess I should, since I ditched the VCR last year!

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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 09:05 PM
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86. Most of Bullworth n/t
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Olney Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 09:22 PM
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90. The court scene of Woody Allen's Bananas:
Fielding Mellish:
"This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham."
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 08:25 AM
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96. That's exactly what I was thinking of!
I watch the Money Pit whenever I can, just for that one scene.
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Saphire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 10:59 AM
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100. the brain of Abby Normal " Young Frankenstein"
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RumpusCat Donating Member (548 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 03:10 PM
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120. Roll, roll, roll in ze hay!
That whole movie makes me nearly pee my pants everytime I see it.

"No.. no... soup is our friend!"
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CBHagman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 12:34 PM
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101. Pretty much all of Bringing Up Baby...
...especially the part where everyone winds up in jail.



Most of Arsenic and Old Lace, too.

And any movie that involves Groucho Marx dancing or singing pretty much does it for me, too.

I also like the quote from Max Von Sydow in Hannah and Her Sisters: "If Jesus came back and saw what people were doing in His name, He would never stop throwing up!"

In fact, that's generally a quotable movie, as is Bullets Over Broadway.
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 12:51 PM
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103. In "Galaxy Quest" (a movie I hated the first time I saw it)
When Tony Shaloub is transported from earth to the ship, and the goo melts off of him... everyone else was in shock, and he's got this silly little grin on his face and says,

"That was a hell of a thing."

When the pig lizard explodes and the alien guy says over the intercom to Tim Allen,

"And it exploded."

When Sigourney Weaver says,

"Look! I have one job to do on this lousy ship, it's a stupid job, but I'm gonna do it! Okay?!"
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flygal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 01:18 PM
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111. We love Galazy Quest!
"He always manages to remove his shirt"
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 01:26 PM
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112. and when the aliens come to get hungover Tim Allen and they look for his
shoe

:rofl:
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 12:51 PM
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104. animal house
when john belushi gives his inspirational speech after they were all kicked out.."was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor?"
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6000eliot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 12:54 PM
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106. "Yes! Yes! YES!
He vas my BOYFRIEND!"
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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 01:07 PM
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107. The newsroom scene from Bruce Almighty
I almost choked to death. Lucky I'm alive!
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Patiod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 01:14 PM
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108. The dancing lawn gnomes @ the job interview - The Full Monty
The first time made me cry and stamp my feet. Now I just crack up.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 01:17 PM
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110. So I Married an Axe Murderer.
Charlie's father talking about the Pentaburate: "The queen. The vatican. The Getty's. The Rothschilds. AND Colonel Sanders before he went heads up! Oh, I hated the Colonel with his wee BEADY eyes! and that smug look on his face; 'Oh! You're gonna buy my chicken, OHHH!"
Charlie: "Dad, how can you hate...the Colonel?"
Charlie's Father: "Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smart ass!

or, same movie;

Charlie: "Mom, how can you call The Weekly World News 'the Paper'? Newspapers contain facts!"
Charlie's Mom: "This paper contains facts! 'Pregnant man gives birth.' That's a fact!")

:rofl:
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 01:32 PM
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114. "Aw, he's drunk! How would he know where we're going?"
"Yeah, how would he know where we're going?!"

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MsUSA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 01:38 PM
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116. In trains, plains, and automobiles.....when Steve Martin realizes
he washing his face with John Candy's under ware in the sink. Same movie, when they're riding on the back of that open truck and the dog that's in the back with them, face freezes with that snarl because it's so cold out.
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Lindsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:26 PM
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117. Waiting for Guffman....
Almost EVERY scene but the one that comes to mind is when the council people are trying to talk Corky into coming back to do the play:
(paraphrasing) Lowell(the music director( can't do it - he shops at walmart, he doesn't even support the community. To me, this is one of the funniest movies with scene after scene of laugh out loud comedy. I LOVE Christopher Guest and crowd.

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ChickMagic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:43 PM
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118. Dirty, Rotten Scoundrels
When Ruprect, the monkey boy, is at the dinner table.
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dean_dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 03:09 PM
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119. Most of the Blue Brothers
"We got both kinds, we got country and western!"
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Nikia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 04:36 PM
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122. Rat Race
Most of it was hilarious. I laughed all the way through. Unfortunately for mainstream Americans, the jokes were too complex for the trailer.
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renate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 07:35 PM
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124. Steve Martin in "All of Me"
when half his body is suddenly taken over by Lily Tomlin's character. Not the rest of the movie (although I like it)--just that one scene when it first happens and he's dragging himself around on the street.

Physical comedy doesn't usually make me laugh but Steve Martin is just so good.
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 08:39 PM
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125. "Victor, Victoria", in the last musical number, when Robert Preston
has cinched himself into Julie Andrew's outfit and is doing the
"Shady Dame from Seville" number.

and the cockroach scene

and the waiter

and the big talent agent's secretary when the guy comes in and balances himself on the cane on top of the champaigne bottle and Julie hits high C and breaks the bottle.

all the scenes featuring Norma

I do so love that movie.!!!!!!
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 08:42 PM
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126. "Mawwage is..."; "Inconceivable!" ,
the entire sequence with Miracle Max and his wife

Princess Bride, of course


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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 08:44 PM
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127. OH OH OH >> > "The Great Race"!!! what scene in that movie
is NOT hilarious?

Professor Fate is absolutely hysterical, and Peter Falk as the henchman is superb.

BEST FOOD FIGHT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Better than "Animal House"
Better than "Blazing Saddles"

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The Jacobin Donating Member (820 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:34 PM
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134. Death of Vecini!
"Ha, you fell for one of the classic blunders. First, is never get in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this, never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! HAHAHAHAHA ha" (Vecini dies).
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Moochy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 08:44 PM
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128. Big Lebowski : Bowling Jesus
Edited on Wed Oct-19-05 08:46 PM by Moochy
Jesus Bowling.. priceless.


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Gregorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:39 PM
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135. Lobster in the kitchen in Annie Hall.
Woodie Allen
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HeeBGBz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:44 PM
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137. Baby stealing scene in Raising Arizona
"Bring me back a toddler!"

Some scary old guy saying, "and when there was no meat, we ate fowl and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand. "
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susanna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 10:10 PM
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138. self-delete, again...
Edited on Wed Oct-19-05 10:12 PM by susanna
I think I am missing something. :shrug:
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susanna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 10:10 PM
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139. Better off Dead...
"...shame to be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that." (Line delivered by an African American garbageman.)
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 10:12 PM
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140. That One Scene In "Fatal Attraction"
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 06:20 AM
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144. The graduation scene in "Stripes!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! SIR!
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Cocoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 10:20 PM
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142. A fish called Wanda
the scene where Otto gets caught breaking in somewhere and makes the hilarious cover story about a safehouse and KGB defectors.
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