Real Men of Genius

I love those Budweiser commercials. I just heard the Mr. Humongous Pumpkin Grower Guy! :rofl:

I'll have to check. Every last one of those commercials cracked me up. Do you know if that's Richard Marx in the background? It sounds like him.

:D

My fave one is an old one that was about toupees. It said something like "couldn't look more phony if it had a chin strap" :rofl: Of course that was when it was still "Real American Heroes". I guess after 9/11 they changed it.

http://troubledone.com/bud/lyrics.htm


MR. OVER-ZEALOUS FOUL BALL CATCHER

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Over-Zealous Foul Ball Catcher.
(Mr. Over-Zealous Foul Ball Catcher)
You're nowhere close to that foul ball headed toward the bleachers, who cares? You're going for it.
(That ball's mine)
Hot dog vendors, old ladies, infants, you mow them over like a diesel powered combine.
(YEAH!!)
Ashamed of your souvenir pervert? Hardly. You scratch and gouge your way to the ball like a blood thirsty wolverine.
(You're a feisty rodent)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light Mr. Bully of the Bleachers, because why pay for a souvenir when you can fight for one?
(Mr. Over-Zealous Foul Ball Catcher)




:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :spray:

Mr. Giant Taco Salad inventor
Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventor
(Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventor)
A culinary invention that baffles the human mind,
a twelve thousand calorie salad.
(ai-carumba)
Ground beef, refried beans, guacamole,
cheese, sour cream and, if there is any room left,
a few shreads of lettuce.
(I don't see no mayonnaise)
Some may ask, is your Taco Salad Healthy?
Of course it is, it's a salad isn't it?
( You can eat that deep fried crunchy bowl )
So crack open an ice cold budlight, conquistador of the calorie.
You put the feast in fiesta.
(Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventor)

:spray:

Hilarious!! :spray:

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you Mr. Tiny Dog Clothing Manufacturer
(Mr. Tiny Dog Clothing Manufacturer)
Great men ask the tough questions,
"Where did we come from?", "What is gravity?", "How do you help a Schnauzer through a fashion Crisis?
(Smashing fashion)
You see no irony in designing a thick fur coat for an animal born with a thick fur coat.
(It's warm in here)
A dog licking himself? Disgusting.
A dog licking himself in an argyle sweater? Adorable.
(smooch on the pooch)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light O Purveyor of the Pooch
They may be just dumb animals, but thanks to you, they'll always be smartly dressed.
(Mr. Tiny Dog Clothing Manufacturer)


MR. CARGO PANTS DESIGNER

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you Mr. Cargo Pants Designer
(Mr. Cargo Pants Designer)
You finally gave us what we wanted, the military look without all that bothersome drilling, marching and shooting.
(a fashion victory)
Is that a banana in your pocket? YES.. and an orange, and a pocket comb
and an extra set of keys, and my sun glasses
(totally prepared now)
How many times have you been in a restaurant, and thought man, I wish I'd brought my own jar of mayonaise? Now you can..
(YEEAAHH!!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light O Prince of the Pockets
Some may fill your shoes, but no one can fill your pants.
(Mr. Cargo Pants Designer)

*halp!*

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... that the vocalist is the lead singer from the band that did that awful 80s song "Eye of the Tiger". Survivor?

They had that song "Eye of the Tiger".

I think that's who it is. :shrug:

:P

You know the dudes who sang Heat of the moment?

:rofl:

He's a friend of mine....Jimmy Jamison. He joined the band in the 80's.

Sounds a bit like him sometimes though...

http://www.usatoday.com/money/advertising/adtrack/2004-01-12-bud-side_x.htm


"NEW YORK — Ad music can mean different things to different people. For singer David Bickler it has meant a career.

Sure, the onetime lead singer for early 1980s rock band Survivor scored a 1982 Grammy for the Rocky III theme Eye of the Tiger."

But before Bickler, 50, was a rocker, he was a pitchman. He got his ad start in 1973, singing in a Kentucky Fried Chicken "Finger Lickin' Good" ad.

Bickler now spends his time belting out songs for Bud Light's (BUD) "Real Mean of Genius" campaign. Since 2001 he's sung on more than 60 of the ads, which were first produced for radio. (Related story: Survivor singer belts it out for Bud Light)"

:P

Because without you, two grown men grappling with each other would just look stupid. :)

:hi:

I love Mr. Taco Salad inventor.

a 12,000 calorie salad.... is it healthy? Of course, it's a salad isn't it?!?

As posted below.

Oh, the rules call for friendly fire, but you know we're all gunning for you
(gunning for you)

There is a site out there where you can DL mp3s of all of them. They are really funny :)

had all of the songs.

It was a lot funnier, then 9-11 happened and Budweiser thought it best not to "mock" "American Heroes". Spineless corporatist bastards!

MR. REALLY BAD TOUPEE WEARER

Bud Light Presents: Real American Heroes
(real american heroes)
Today we salute you, mr. really bad toupee wearer
(mr. really bad toupee wearer)
More than any neon sign or exploding scoreboard ever could, your chrome dome cover says "hey guys, look at me"
(what could you be thinking)
You think it looks natural, but it couldn't look phonier if it had a chin strap
(couldn't fool a blind man)
Made of space-age fibers, it can repel anything: rain, wind, snow, and especially young women
(i don't think so)
So crack open an ice cold bud light mr. stud in a rug, then crack open another for that thing in your head
(i don't think it's on straight)

My personal favorite. :D

"So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr. ADSPF Sunblock Wearer. In fact, crack one open at high noon in the middle of the Sahara Desert."

12,000 calories but is it healthy? of course it is...it's a salad

Background singers

I don't see no lettuce

I don't hear them as often as I used to. But the one today about Mr. Humongous Pumpkin Grower Guy was hilarious.

MR. GIANT FOAM FINGER MAKER

Bud Light Presents: Real American Heroes
(real american heroes)
Today we salute you, mr. giant foam finger maker
(mr. giant foam finger maker)
Without you, our teams would be in six or seventh place and feel as if they were in sixth or seventh place
(can you feel it)
Carefully, you craft uncanny representations of actual human hands
(so big so real)
So that we may wave them annoyingly in the faces of our rivals
(in your face)
They're enormous, yes, yet one size fits all. brilliant.
(raise em to the sky now)
So crack open an ice cold bud light mr. foam finger maker, and know we speak for sports fans everywhere when we say, "no, you're number one".
(mr. giant foam finger maker)

My fave is still the Mr. Really Bad Toupee Wearer!

MR. 80 SPF SUNBLOCK WEARER

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer
(Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer)
There are 24 hours in a day, you're wearing 80 hour protection. If the Sun fails to go down, you'll be ready
(Don't forget the moonlight)
Your coconut scented force-field blocks out all the suns rays, and any stray rays from another sun, in another galaxy
(You're a STAR!!)
30 SPF? Please.. You might as well be wearing cooking oil
(Something smells delicious)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer
In fact, feel free to crack one open at high noon, in the middle of the Sahara desert
(Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer)

:thumbsup:

woops...

:)

I loooovvveee them. I can be anywhere and stop what I'm doing to hear it--well, I did, until I heard the same three over and over.

There are so many in this thread I've not heard!!

http://www.howardstern.com/sounds/Bad_Amer_Pres_GWB.mp3

Done for the Howard Stern show.