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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 11:29 PM
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There's been an accident. (LOOK! I'M JESUS!)
Edited on Wed Oct-19-05 11:32 PM by ZombieNixon


I fell in some nuclear waste and became a god!

:P
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 11:42 PM
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1. Or at least a reluctant super hero...
Who is trouble by angst....
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 11:45 PM
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2. Yeah, that's probably more like it.
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 11:46 PM
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3. Na, need more noodles
:rofl:
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rustydog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 01:53 AM
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4. You can't be...I'm Jesus!
Until I was 15 years old I thought I was the Savior because my dad would say things like: Jesus Christ! will you shut the door...Jesus
Christ clean up your room, or; Jesus Christ, you can't be that stupid can you?
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 01:55 AM
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5. Oh, you are _not_ Jesus. Everyone knows that Jesus
has blond hair and blue eyes. :eyes:
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 01:58 AM
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6. Oh cripe...I'm Jesus?!?!
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 01:59 AM
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7. Yes, in fact, it appears you are.
Listen, are you still doing the healing thing? Cuz I've got this slight cold . . .
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Lilith Velkor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 02:29 AM
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8. It appears you are not
You may be Baldr, the Norse love god, though.

(Pay no attention to these heretics. Jesus was a black man.)
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 02:30 AM
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9. Thank goodness
I don't think I could have stood the responsibility. And some of my more rabid followers.... lets just say I wouldn't want to be at a party with them much less eternity.
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Lilith Velkor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 03:06 AM
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10. Not even in Valhalla?
The beer there is literally to die for!

No worries about eternity. Thor is on the most massive drunk ever, so Ragnarok's a-comin soon.
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 07:22 AM
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12. Valhalla not such a good fit
Not so much a beer drinker... and worst of all... I prefer to resolve conflicts with my mind rather than my sword (despite owning several swords).
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 07:46 AM
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13. If not Jesus than you must be related to him
who would a thunk that AZ is Jesus Christ? Can you please help Fitz turn over the clowns now?

:rofl:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 03:39 AM
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11. I knew it
there was no way that such beauty was just natural. :D
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bbernardini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 08:27 AM
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14. PHONE HOME! PHONE HOME! n/t
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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 08:43 AM
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15. stop pointing at me
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