The only person who doesn't piss me off is named Rabrrrrrr.

And you. And the guy down at the bicycle shop, he doesn't piss me off. He's cool.

And my barber.

And the cute woman who waits on me at the eyeglass place, and fixes my glasses everytime I sit on them.

And most people on DU, including you - you're cool, you don't piss me off, unless you buy Thomas Kinkade or chew with your mouth open or go in public wearing baggy sweatsuits or sweatshirts with pictures of teddy bears on them or think that short sleeve dress shirts are dress shirts and so you wear them to funerals, with a tie, and you DON'T live in Hawaii or the south, or drive slow in the left lane.

And the incredible waitress Kelly and the other incredible waitress Sarah we used to have at my two favorite restaurants in NYC, they never pissed me off, except on nights when they weren't working.

And the dude who fixed my gas leak last week, and my dentist, and my secretary, and my best friends.

Other than that, though, everyone pisses me off.

I think I'm in the clear.

And speaking of "Clear", Scientologists piss me off even more than regular folk.

:(

Way to go

I piss myself off all the time. Like now - it's 9:30 pm, and I'm wondering what happened to the weekend.

Look at that face! isn't that the sweetest little face? I can't stay angry at you!

:P

And you have to preach tomorrow! HA HA!

Are you doing the Moses doesn't get into the promised land, or the great commandment?

Sermon title: "you can't have one without the other." :)

I want to make it short. Packers/Vikings kick-off at noon. :hi:

Amazing how people are more agitated about whether they're gonna see the kickoff, then about whether they've given proper worshipful response to God, or given enough to the mission of the church, or spent enough time with their children...

:grr:

Out of 168 hours in a week, it would kill some people to have to go beyond 60 minutes. :banghead:

you damn well better come in under time!

But, oh, that game. :banghead:

with 17 seconds to go - I was really hoping for a tie game, but alas, not meant to be.

I'm glad I didn't watch the whole thing - I think I would have been yelling and screaming a lot.

Those garments with appliqued pumpkins and ghosts or X-mas trees and snowmen ...

In fact, I think we should all chip in and buy you one for the upcoming holiday season.

In fact, I love to go to the mall just so I can see all the older ladies wearing the goddamn things with red and/or green turtlenecks underneath them.

Sends me to fucking Nirvana and curls my toes in utter bliss.\

I think he wanted the Christmas Tree one.

and then that picture can go on his photocopied Christmas letter to all his friends and relatives!

Too many fucking RRRRRRs, dude.


KKKKKKKKKKKKhash.

I'm only asking because, ya know, Christmas is comin' and all.

I like to put in the shrine next to my Precious Moments chapel.

:hi:

you make me laugh. :)

In fact, you make me smile!

:woohoo:

:hi:

:grr:

Though in the grand scheme of things, there are DUers far better than she.

:cry:

I think - did you do something to piss me off?

I swear it was the cat!

:cry:

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go back to chasing invisible mice and piddling in your sock drawer. Busy, busy, busy...

in my baggy sweats with teddy bears on them, chomping away on my mac and cheese. I was buying a Thomas Kincade masterpiece on-line, then I switched over here and read this thread.
It reminded me that I have a funeral to goto. So I am gonna put on my short sleeved dress shirt and a tie and drive there. I have plenty of time to get there, so I won't hurry but I always get trapped in the left lane by speeding drivers.
I hate when that happens.

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:hi: :P

Thomas Kincade, and I am going to put on my baggy sweats and paint something, just for you. :evilgrin:

Ergo, I must piss you off.

:-(

Actually, I probably piss you off for other reasons, none of which I want you to enumerate here.

:P

Why cain't we jes all git along?

:cry:

So no worries!

"Cantankerously Lovable" !

nt