Jesus

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1, He called everyone "brother."
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure
he was God.

And there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 indesputible proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. She fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. She kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when She was dead, She had to get up because there was work to do.

there's a tori amos song that says...we both know it was a woman that died in bethlehem

was not amused. Oh well.

But then, I'm not a fundie. :)

Sweet. Jesus embodies the diversity of being.