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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-05 10:18 AM
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Joe Wilson is making me eggs as we speak.
He was good, but I've had better.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-05 10:32 AM
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1. he made me french toast
:hi:
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-05 12:24 PM
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7. Is that what you're calling it now?
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-05 07:48 PM
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13. ha ha - well...Tom DeLay called it Freedom Toast
...or so I heard from Beware the Beast Man...
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-05 08:51 PM
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14. I toast your freedom!
:toast:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-05 10:40 AM
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2. Tell him to get over here and vacuum my floors when he's done.
:hi:
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-05 02:11 PM
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9. He's got an appointment to rotate my tires first!
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-05 12:07 PM
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3. He Put Fresh Sheets On My Bed And Then Made-It-Up.
(And I didn't even have to ask him to.)
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-05 12:09 PM
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4. I'm jealous.
Joe Wilson hasn't done anything for me! :cry:
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-05 12:14 PM
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5. Well, he raised the chicken that laid the eggs that he made for me.
:) He also followed me around the mall and held my purse.

Got to love that Joe Wilson. :) Total super hero, right there.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-05 12:23 PM
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6. We shall overcome! With farm-fresh goodness!
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbay...
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-05 12:34 PM
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8. This thread is making me LOL.
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-05 02:21 PM
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10. I asked him to whip me up some of Cheney's Special Yellow Cake
But he said it doesn't exist...
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-05 04:10 PM
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11. What a ho
He was with me last night.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-05 04:57 PM
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12. Don't hate the playa!
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LiviaOlivia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-05 11:56 PM
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15. He is tucking me into bed and reading me
Edited on Sun Oct-23-05 11:59 PM by LiviaOlivia
chapter 15 of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Book 6)

Damn. He's ok but I want my mommy.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 09:44 AM
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16. He's fixing me a nightcap
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 09:45 AM
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17. I thought you and he were on the Down-Low?
Don't ask how I found out.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 10:41 AM
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18. It used to be only truck-stop hookups but I think the world needs to know.
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Neil Lisst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 10:47 AM
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19. Ask him if he's got that ten dollars he borrowed from me in Vegas.
and tell him I'm talking about him, here ...

http://www.webcomicsnation.com/neillisst/
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 09:00 PM
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20. Did you nab his Percodans
and his wallet?
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 09:58 PM
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21. Was the Pope a Hitler Youth?
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 10:36 PM
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22. Pass a few over here, Rush
No bogarting the pills.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 11:30 PM
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23. enjoy!
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slybacon9 Donating Member (848 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-05 12:00 AM
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24. Yeah, since he found out his wife's gay i hear he's bangin anything he can
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-05 06:18 AM
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25. What are you saying?
:cry:
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