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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 12:34 PM
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Important Elements of a Bar Brawl in an Old West Saloon:
-one or more people thrown through plate glass window of establishment

-chair(s) broken over head(s)

-tinny parlor piano music


Any others?
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 12:36 PM
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1. The 'slide the dude along the lenght of the bar'
manuever, flipped tables turning into cover from handguns :eyes:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 12:38 PM
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2. Easy-break tables for the precise "on the back" landings.
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WeRQ4U Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 12:40 PM
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3. Someone gets smashed over the head with a bottle of no-lable whiskey...
when they're about to unload their six-shooter. Also, a bad guy has to hit another bad guy in the face when the good guy ducks.
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 12:41 PM
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4. Someone gets thrown through swinging front doors of the bar. n/t
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 12:43 PM
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6. Ah yes, I'd forgotten the swinging doors. Bravo!
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 12:42 PM
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5. Mirror behind the bar gets smashed...
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 12:43 PM
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7. Casket of whiskey or beer gets shot - dude drinks from invetible
stream of free liquor before continuing to fight
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 12:43 PM
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8. Somebody gets a mug of beer shot from their hand.
Edited on Mon Oct-24-05 12:44 PM by XNASA
Then they go to take a sip, and there's nothing there.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 12:43 PM
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9. Dude gets shot, falls through railing of second-story balcony...
...lands on poker table, smashes it.
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 12:44 PM
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10. A dancing girl hits a dazed fighter on the head with a bottle
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 12:44 PM
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11. Somewhere in there, the piano player has to get a chair or bottle broken
over their head, and then keep on playing or something like that...
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 12:48 PM
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12. Giant inflatable penis costume
:D
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trackfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 12:51 PM
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13. Non-combatant customers all scurry to sides and cower
under tables.
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 12:51 PM
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14. There ARE NO noncombatants!
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trackfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 12:52 PM
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15. Oh - I was thinking of a gunfight - never mind...
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 12:52 PM
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16. But there are unwilling pugilists
:D
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 12:55 PM
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17. Gay choreographer demonstrates dance step.
Oh wait, that was only in 'Blazing Saddles'.
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Hardrada Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 01:05 PM
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18. The spittoons have all been removed beforehand.
Because of their intrinsic future value I suppose.
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 01:07 PM
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19. someone getting thrown over the bar into the bottles
and maybe a broken mirror behind the bar

shooting out bottles while bartender hides behind bar is another goody
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 01:08 PM
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20. Drunk at the bar who sleeps through the whole thing.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 01:12 PM
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21. Rabrrrrrr shows up with flamethrower, torches entire establishment
Edited on Mon Oct-24-05 01:13 PM by Rabrrrrrr
and everyone in it, urinates on smoking remains next day before publicly executing sheriff and Federal Marshall while announcing "This piece of shit is my town now. I own it. And I own you, and your ignorant children, and your filthy homes. From now on, you follow me."
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 01:14 PM
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22. They didn't have flamethrowers back then, douchebag
:eyes:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 01:17 PM
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23. them's fightin' words,
hombre.

You best commence to drawin'.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 01:21 PM
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24. scribble scribble scribble
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 01:22 PM
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25. Not fast enough, punk!
Edited on Mon Oct-24-05 01:23 PM by Rabrrrrrr
But I like what you did with the lighting and the eyes - really captured the emotion there. beautiful.

Anyway, I'm agonna have to shoot ya.
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-..__... Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 01:27 PM
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26. Actually, they did and long before that.
Greek fire
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