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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 08:56 PM
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What do you think * is doing tonight?
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 09:00 PM
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1. drinking Jack Daniels from a baby bottle?
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 09:02 PM
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2. I was about to post crying while masterbating, but your's is better
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Omphaloskepsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 09:07 PM
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4. I'm a big fan of, "crying while masturbating."
That's a good one.
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Doctor_J Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 09:14 PM
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5. You mean like Chad on the Chapelle Show's Real World spoof,
when Lysol was rogering Katie?
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Nevernose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 11:07 PM
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17. Can't he do both?
I know I sure am! But only 'cuz I'm happy...
:freak:

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Doctor_J Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 09:03 PM
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3. He's COMPLETELY hammered,
if for no other reason than that way they don't have to put up with his whining, swearing, sobbing, and other forms of self-pity.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 09:19 PM
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6. Would it be what this thread is suggesting:
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 09:30 PM
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7. 8 ball, Valium, Xanax and Jack Daniels.
His pants are kinda stinky, too.
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 09:32 PM
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8. Prayer circle.
Just kidding. I think he's out-cold from JD.
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Doctor_J Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 10:25 PM
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Praying for the Mother of All Distractions
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 09:33 PM
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9. Milking horses,
it relaxes him.
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 09:33 PM
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10. Choking again on a pretzel?
Nah. Just misdirected wishful thinking, since I hate Cheney even worse.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 09:41 PM
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11. He's presidentin'!
It's hard work!
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Doctor_J Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 10:24 PM
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12. That's it - he's workin' hard
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Heather Chandler Donating Member (26 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 10:25 PM
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13. extra lines
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 10:51 PM
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14. Welcome to DU, H.C.!
:hi: :toast:
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 10:55 PM
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15. Drowning his troubles.





His little world is slowing turning to shit right before his eyes.

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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 11:06 PM
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16. he has a bondage mask on, ball gag,
leather studded thong, spiked dog collar and is being led around the oval office by condi (who is decked out in full dominatrix gear).
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 11:17 PM
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18. Mad Libs. He's grammar-cramming for upcoming press conferences:
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-05 01:39 AM
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19. planning his strategery
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Hardrada Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-05 02:01 AM
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20. Is there an icon for pissing one's pants?
This would be applicable to Shrub just about now.
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AussieDave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-05 02:04 AM
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21. Regressing to his childhood
snorting some lines and washing it all down with some cheap whiskey
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-05 02:05 AM
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22. shots
and pills
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Nostradammit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-05 03:55 AM
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23. Talking to Nixon's portrait.
And a whole host of imaginary friends.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-05 08:16 AM
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24. oh yeah!
quaking in his cowboy boots!
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