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WI_DEM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 03:42 PM
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Match Game: Dick Cheney is so fat (How Fat is he?)...
Dick Cheney is so fat that when he nicks himself shaving he bleeds (blank) instead of blood.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 03:44 PM
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1. He's so fat
Kirsty Alley is jealous

just wanted to get that in before this is locked under a 16 ton weight
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jbane Donating Member (668 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 04:37 PM
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7. He's one Denny's Grand Slam breakfast away from the cemetary!
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 03:55 PM
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2. krispy kreme
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Lethe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 03:55 PM
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3. gravy
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 03:56 PM
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4. pudding
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 03:58 PM
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5. steak fat
lol I couldn't think of anything else.
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Bullwinkle925 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 03:58 PM
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6. Crisco
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MN ChimpH8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 04:43 PM
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8. lard
I was going to say vampiric ichor, but lard fits the question better.
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nini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 04:47 PM
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9. don't you have to have a heart to bleed??
:shrug:
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ThatsMyBarack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 04:49 PM
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10. A heart to bleed *blood*,
I think.
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ThatsMyBarack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 04:50 PM
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11. Movie-Theater Butter!
:bounce: :evilgrin: :hippie:
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