Pillsbury doughboy is dead...

I saw this, posted by someone on Beliefnet

A Sad Death

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including, Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California raisens, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemina delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.

Doughboy is suvived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

:rofl:

Did the coroner do the autopsy by popping him open along the dotted line?

I'm sad to hear of his demise. One question: Did the penicillin help in his last days before death? It looks like that would have cured some of that. I guess it's time to roll one for the DoughBoy. He's toast. :smoke:

For oven and oven amen.

it's just a conspiracy put out by Mr. Doughboy's competitors. He's still alive and cooking in the Twin Cities. As a matter of fact he just baked me some poppin' fresh sweet rolls for breakfast.

http://www.latindimples.com/doughboy/

http://www.answers.com/topic/pillsbury-doughboy

Classic soul/sexy music, and he's almost ready to do a lap dance.

Strangely disturbing.