Start an unfounded rumor about yourself!

JimmyJazz

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Fri Oct-28-05 07:04 AM
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Start an unfounded rumor about yourself!

Me: When I walk down the street, I often hear, "Uma??? Is that you? Can I have your autograph?"

:crazy:

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In_The_Wind

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Fri Oct-28-05 07:06 AM
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1. I have lots of Lovers ...

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BeFree

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Fri Oct-28-05 11:21 AM
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34. Joan and I are lovers

Wait, that could be true... we just don't love each other. Wait, that may not be true.

Next week, Joan and I will get tattooed together.

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In_The_Wind

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Fri Oct-28-05 08:21 PM
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51. perhaps ...

you have a point there ...

I've never gotten a tattoo with anyone ...

BTW ~ you weren't thinking about a china_red_half_a_heart_tattoo - were you ...

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LostinVA

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Fri Oct-28-05 07:21 AM
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2. Kate Winslet wants my bod...

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Jed Dilligan

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Fri Oct-28-05 07:24 AM
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3. Jed Dilligan

needs to do something about his personal freshness

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billyskank

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Fri Oct-28-05 07:37 AM
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4. billyskank is really the Antichrist

So I heard...

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Wetzelbill

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Fri Oct-28-05 03:14 PM
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44. well according to my birthmark...

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wildhorses

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Fri Oct-28-05 07:43 AM
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5. I am really a

bat out of hell

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Beer Snob-50

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Fri Oct-28-05 07:52 AM
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6. News Flash

I have been asked by the POTUS to clean up his administration by becoming the new chief of staff. He wants someone outside the beltway and the GOP to take things in a new direction.

I leave my current job today to undertake this mission. Bush will announce this job today at a news conference.

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swimboy

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Fri Oct-28-05 07:55 AM
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7. swimboy is the head of a multinational conglomerate.

:tinfoilhat:

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Jed Dilligan

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Fri Oct-28-05 08:03 AM
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8. Jed Dilligan = head of multiPLANETARY conglomerate

so there

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swimboy

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Fri Oct-28-05 09:27 AM
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26. Everything is in place for the hostile takeover of Dilligan Enterprises.

:evilgrin:

Prepare the starships, Mr. Sulu.

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MadAsHellNewYorker

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Fri Oct-28-05 10:33 AM
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29. Set phasers

to Fabulous :evilgrin:

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Deep13

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Fri Oct-28-05 08:06 AM
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9. I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

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anarch

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Fri Oct-28-05 08:19 AM
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10. anarch has an 11 inch long

flashlight. :P

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Oct-28-05 08:23 AM
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11. Donald Trump asks ME for loans.

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Shell Beau

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Fri Oct-28-05 08:24 AM
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12. Shell Beau is really

richer than Bill Gates, but she is so humble about it she would never tell a soul.

Yeah right! I'd scream it from the roof tops! :silly:

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Evergreen Emerald

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Fri Oct-28-05 08:24 AM
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13. I never give my maid the day off

my mansion needs constant polishing

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Fri Oct-28-05 08:27 AM
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14. I am extremely well endowed.

wait, that's not a rumor. :)

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AnarchoFreeThinker

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Fri Oct-28-05 08:37 AM
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15. Abe Lincoln and me are best friends.

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LynneSin

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Fri Oct-28-05 08:38 AM
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16. I am JimmyJazz's love child with Steven Guttenberg

JJ just couldn't resist this man

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JimmyJazz

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Fri Oct-28-05 08:40 AM
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17. I'm gonna burn you a special "cowbell" cd and this is how you

repay me. Forget it, woman. Now you get the Cowsills, instead:

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LynneSin

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Fri Oct-28-05 08:44 AM
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18. Are those my brothers?

Wow - you and dad had a ton of love children together

:shrug:

It was the cameltoe wasn't it.

Hey, you interested in going to DC on Sunday to see Rosa Parks?

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JimmyJazz

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Fri Oct-28-05 08:48 AM
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19. No can do, Kimosabe.

It's my mom's 70th birthday AND I'm up to my eyeballs at work. :(

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LynneSin

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Fri Oct-28-05 08:50 AM
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20. well, had to ask

I'm thinking of going down there for the day. She made this country a better world from one simple act of defiance - it's the least I could do to say "Thank You"

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JimmyJazz

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Fri Oct-28-05 08:58 AM
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23. Believe me - It would be way better than spending the

day with my Republican parents. But, I can't :cry:

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no name no slogan

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Fri Oct-28-05 08:50 AM
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21. I am a crack ho

use monitor in my town-- I hate urban blight!!!

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LeftyMom

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Fri Oct-28-05 08:54 AM
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22. I bought LeftyKid on the black market.

He's one of those South American Irish kids that glut the adoption market.

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William769

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Fri Oct-28-05 09:01 AM
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24. Rumors about me?

No way! It's all true!

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ghostsofgiants

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Fri Oct-28-05 09:02 AM
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25. I am worshipped as a god by most of the population of Canada and the U.K.

Oh wait, you said unfounded...

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Deep13

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Fri Oct-28-05 10:23 AM
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27. Due to an accidental overdose of gamma radiation, whenever I become...

...angry or outraged, a startling metamorphisis occurs.

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Saphire

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Fri Oct-28-05 10:30 AM
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28. Tom Cruise asked me to be his beard, but I was to busy, so he asked

Katie instead.

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no name no slogan

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Fri Oct-28-05 10:35 AM
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30. I am gay

I have NEVER been this happy in my entire life! :toast:

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JimmyJazz

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Fri Oct-28-05 11:04 AM
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33. aw! That's too cute!

And, I can't say that I blame you. ;)

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Fox Mulder

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Fri Oct-28-05 10:37 AM
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31. I'm not actually an agent of the FBI...

ooooooooooohhh...

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MissMillie

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Fri Oct-28-05 10:39 AM
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32. MissMillie has a child she's kept secret for 18 years....

Wait a minute... that one was done this week, wasn't it?

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flvegan

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Fri Oct-28-05 11:22 AM
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35. I have given up flirting, and in celebration, will eat a hamburger.

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LeftyMom

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Fri Oct-28-05 11:25 AM
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36. Nooooooooooo oooooooooo ooooooooooo!

:cry:

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flvegan

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Fri Oct-28-05 11:27 AM
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37. Shhhh...my publicist started it to get me attention. Was better than

the "sex tape" idea he had...

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LeftyMom

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Fri Oct-28-05 11:28 AM
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38. Like hell!

Damn it, Kitchen Witch booked us a room, I bought a video camera and then you decided you'd rather go get a burger? I'm crushed.

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flvegan

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Fri Oct-28-05 11:38 AM
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39. I didn't say we

weren't going to make it. We're just not going to leak it on the internets.

Last think I want is to wind up a "rate this tape" on www.fatuglyguysmakingsextapes.com

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LeftyMom

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Fri Oct-28-05 11:41 AM
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41. You had me worried!

Good to know the debauchery isn't threatened.

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BikeWriter

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Fri Oct-28-05 03:52 PM
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48. I saw that!

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flvegan

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Fri Oct-28-05 11:12 PM
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58. Saw what? I said nothing!

Shit. I'm sooooo seeing this one later, too, aren't I?

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BikeWriter

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Sat Oct-29-05 04:31 AM
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66. That would be a good guess, hamburger breath.

:-)

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Guy Fawkes

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Fri Oct-28-05 11:39 AM
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40. My middle name is Isabelle.

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Ally McLesbian

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Fri Oct-28-05 03:09 PM
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42. I have delusions about being Calista Flockhart...

and went through a zillion cosmetic surgeries, and starved myself, to look like her.

In real life, I do copy her fashion, but that's about it :)

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Wetzelbill

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Fri Oct-28-05 03:11 PM
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43. I am really Paul Wolfowitz

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Nikia

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Fri Oct-28-05 03:44 PM
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45. Nikia is a dancer

At the local gentleman's club. That's why she got thin and always has lots of dollar bills and leaves her day job early.

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rbnyc

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Fri Oct-28-05 03:46 PM
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46. rbnyc and GOPis Evil had an affair in Philly!

Mr. rbnyc was hiding in the closet, watching!

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Fri Oct-28-05 03:47 PM
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47. C.G.'s online persona is the same as her offline persona.

Edited on Fri Oct-28-05 03:48 PM by Crazy Guggenheim

Oh wait that's two.

:popcorn: :popcorn:

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usedtobesick

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Fri Oct-28-05 03:58 PM
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49. I am Mr Scorpio's evil twin brother

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BikeWriter

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Fri Oct-28-05 04:21 PM
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50. I am not really insanely wealthy.

So stop saying that!

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SalmonChantedEvening

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Fri Oct-28-05 08:31 PM
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52. I ENJOY YELLING!!

SO I AM TOLD!

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Fri Oct-28-05 09:01 PM
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53. CaliforniaPeggy is really shy and

uncomfortable around others, especially liberals......

:rofl:

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NMMNG

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Fri Oct-28-05 11:07 PM
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54. I'm actually a straight, married Christian.

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JimmyJazz

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Fri Oct-28-05 11:08 PM
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55. man. You forgot to say "man."

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NMMNG

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Fri Oct-28-05 11:10 PM
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56. Sorry, with a bosom like this there is no way I could pass for a man

:rofl:

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JimmyJazz

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Fri Oct-28-05 11:11 PM
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57. Not to hijack my own thread, but....

we met. And, I know what you're saying :blush:

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NMMNG

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Fri Oct-28-05 11:26 PM
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59. Ah so

I recall you were at the DU meet up but I couldn't remember if we met.

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JimmyJazz

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Sat Oct-29-05 12:07 AM
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61. We met. So did me and your bosoms, but that was a totally

separate incident :P

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NMMNG

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Sat Oct-29-05 12:14 AM
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63. I wasn't aware my bosoms had a habit of running off by themselves

and meeting up with people. I'll have to keep an eye on that from now on. :rofl:

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JimmyJazz

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Sat Oct-29-05 12:21 AM
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64. Sweetness - have you SEEN your bosoms?

They clearly have their own agenda (and perhaps their own zip code :D) That's all I am allowed to say without getting my thread locked :P

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NMMNG

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Sat Oct-29-05 12:35 AM
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65. Yes, I've seen them

If I ever get down to my goal weight and they haven't shrunk significantly I'll consider reduction surgery (the only cosmetic surgery I'd ever consider).

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LaraMN

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Fri Oct-28-05 11:46 PM
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60. I have read ALL of the "Chicken Soup" books, including:

and

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XemaSab

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Sat Oct-29-05 12:10 AM
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62. I am the one who leaked Valerie Plame's name

:blush:

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progmom

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Sat Oct-29-05 04:33 PM
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67. Nah.

I'll let others do that for me. :hi:

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Deja Q

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Sat Oct-29-05 05:37 PM
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68. I have a wife, two kids, a dog, a big car, a small weiner, and

a bit on the side with another woman.

(and the reality is just the opposite. Fortunately.)

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Parrcrow

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Sat Oct-29-05 05:38 PM
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69. Bush would nominate me for the Supreme Court

but I'm not a fucking idiot!

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OneGrassRoot

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Sat Oct-29-05 05:41 PM
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70. I'm Fitz's long-time lover and I know everything.........

going on behind the scenes.

(I'm female, BTW)

:*

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TallahasseeGrannie

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Sat Oct-29-05 07:32 PM
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71. I have a tail.

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mtowngman

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Sat Oct-29-05 10:07 PM
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72. I'm important enough

to have rumors started about me.

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