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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 08:46 AM
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I say old chap care to offer me a ride across the pond CAPTIONS await me
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maxanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 09:30 AM
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1. Hey, wait up!
"I'm important, dammit! I'm the president! You can't leave without me."
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wysimdnwyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 09:31 AM
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2. Hey, wait!
Damn! Karl's gonna kill me if he finds out I got left by the motorcade again.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 09:32 AM
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3. W checks the political winds...........he's screwed
:bounce:
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 09:34 AM
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4. "Oh, I'll have one of those straming cups of scotch you...
...have every afternoon. Sounds gooood!!"
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pansypoo53219 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 09:34 AM
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5. i mish teaxas
people are slow there. everybody goes to fast around here.' hey, wait for me!'
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 09:57 AM
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6. W is thinking: we'll see who bows to whom when I get there ...
... I'm all ready for Queenie ... can't wait to ask her to pass the mashed potatoes ...
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 09:59 AM
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7. Smell my finger!
huh-huh, huh-huh
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 09:59 AM
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8. Uh Karl..Dick!! I thought you needed me to go
Dick:Well hurry up for crying out loud we have work to do!!!
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 10:12 AM
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9. I say old man,
would you be so kind as to help me reinsert this in my bum?
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 12:51 PM
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10. W is thinking: imagine me on the road again ... go figure
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 01:25 PM
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15. Karl? Oh Karl? Did you remember my fund raising speech for this trip
Going to England
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eileen_d Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 12:53 PM
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11. Excuse me... does anyone speak English here?
Damn... they don't even understand my sign language.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 01:03 PM
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12. w* sez: "Pull my smelly finger."
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 01:13 PM
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13. "Just one more thing. Like will they have coke on the plane?
Really, I'm not scared one little bit, so you can get that off your mind. Like I've flown plenty. I just get a little edgy sometimes, like when I read a horoscope that says things about dark clouds and the horizon and stuff. Just one more thing, Will they have magazines on board? Oh, yeah, and before we go, I gotta go to the toilet in the terminal. Okay? And then just one more thing . . ."
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myomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 01:23 PM
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14. Hey wait, I forgot my riot helmet ..
..
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 02:13 PM
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16. I forgot my special 'mission accomplished' socks ... I might want
to impress a palace valet or butler and stuff ...
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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 02:17 PM
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17. Well you see...
There's God, then me....
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